That was a little lacklustre.
Must try harder.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Meh
I'm not a fan of condoms; they're a bit shit.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

You must be a big fan of venereal diseases then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Probably more a fan of abstinence

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

He dips it in candy floss and hopes for the best.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Spin spin suger.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

They're all of the win
Last time I went to the clinic they told me I had the bad aids. It was the best day of my life!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Can gnomes get the bad aids?

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Yes, fortunately
Gotta catch 'em all!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

they're better than the alternative of having your gf on some other kind of birth control
that turns her into an angry, crazy, unpredictable fat weirdo with no sex drive.

glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. putting on a johnny is a small price to pay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Haha
Angry, crazy, unpredictable and weirdo are exactly the words I'd use to describe a certain CHCB regardless of birth control!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

the crucial point was the no sex drive
if you are getting loads then the other stuff is acceptable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34, Reply)