Do you know that you can get fairtrade condoms now.
Amazing!
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:41, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've been to a fair
where the workers looked like they traded condoms after they'd been used.

I don't know where I'm going with this but it sounded better in my head.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Hooray
Or something.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

That was a little lacklustre.
Must try harder.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Meh
I'm not a fan of condoms; they're a bit shit.
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

You must be a big fan of venereal diseases then.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Probably more a fan of abstinence

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

He dips it in candy floss and hopes for the best.

( thealternativefact, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Spin spin suger.

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

They're all of the win
Last time I went to the clinic they told me I had the bad aids. It was the best day of my life!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Can gnomes get the bad aids?

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Yes, fortunately
Gotta catch 'em all!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

they're better than the alternative of having your gf on some other kind of birth control
that turns her into an angry, crazy, unpredictable fat weirdo with no sex drive.

glad I don't have to deal with that anymore. putting on a johnny is a small price to pay.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Haha
Angry, crazy, unpredictable and weirdo are exactly the words I'd use to describe a certain CHCB regardless of birth control!
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:21, Reply)

the crucial point was the no sex drive
if you are getting loads then the other stuff is acceptable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:34, Reply)

Now I know
that the money spent on my posh-wanks is going to the right places.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Any progress on the fair trade hookers?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:45, Reply)

So you don't consider me fair trade?

( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Fuck no.
You told me how much CHCB's cut is, remember?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Oh yea
=/
( Captain V, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:54, Reply)

And about that time when you didn't want to do that guy because he smelt like he hadn't washed for days,
but she beat you with a coathanger until you nearly passed out and then he used the blood running down your thighs as lube and you ended up with an infection, so she beat you again for being unable to work for three weeks.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:01, Reply)

where?
I want some - nothing makes a sexual encounter for me quite like knowing I've sponspored a child or a rainforest or a goat or something.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Go to the Lovehoney website.
I was window shopping there as I was told there was a big sale on crotchless knickers.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Obviously nothingto do with sexiness?
Simply a way to air off the sweatbox?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 18:27, Reply)