Step this way
into this nice dressing gown that fastens up the back... and come into the room with cushions on the wall

You'll feel better!
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:23, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Only if it has tea and coffee making facilities

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Fuck off with your tea and coffee
bad and wrong stuff
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)

what do you have against hot drinks?
they contain caffeine
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:26, Reply)

I don't like them
If I want caffeine I'll drink coke or cherry coke.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

FECK OFF, CUP!
*smash*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:34, Reply)

GIRLS!

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Where?
switches to ogling mode
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Down with that sort of thing

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:46, Reply)

NEVAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, Reply)

careful now

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

DRINK!
*grabs for the bottle of scotch*
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Was father ted big in the states
?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Actually, no.
Never heard of him before coming to this site. I've seen the first season, thanks to BGB finding me a copy, and need to get more of them. It's pretty fucking hilarious.

Speaking of: news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/8186379.stm
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Would you like any more UK comedy suggestions?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Sure!
I'm familiar with quite a few of them, but could always use more suggestions.

(I have all of Monty Python's Flying Circus and Jeeves & Wooster already. I know of The Young Ones and Fawlty Towers as well, of course, but past that- suggest away.)
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:58, Reply)

MUST: the IT crowd
Monkey dust (v.dark animated sketch show)
Teachers
Mock the week
Psycoville
The smoking room
Peep show
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:07, Reply)

I'll look into them.
The IT Crowd I've heard of, but the rest are new to me...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

the IT crowd is a good one

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 20:20, Reply)

Ha. Is it so wrong that I resent adding an extra half hour to my hour and a half commute
because people are too retarded to remember to carry water with them or to stay on the platform if they're feeling a bit wobbly during rushhour?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:27, Reply)

Not at all
Soul-destroying enough without other people making it worse.

I'm slightly smug I get a lift to work these days :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:29, Reply)

Thank god I dont live in London

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:30, Reply)

^^ yup
Lovely to visit but I'd get swamped if I lived there I think
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:33, Reply)

Its a great city
but I would hate to be stuck in it on my salary
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Mine too
I'm on a relative pittance at the minute
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Its all relative
If was earning this when I was in Hull I would feel like goldfinger. In London, goldfinger if he was forever having to decide between food and hot water.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)

I see
I'm still on a Yorkshire pittance.

Too fucking lazy to find something else though, so my own fault really.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:47, Reply)

meh
I would write a Cv but I cant find a pen
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:49, Reply)

I live in London
but I cycle to work, so no rush-hour Tube-AAARGH!s for me.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:36, Reply)

I want to start cycling to work

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Anything in particular putting you off?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Not having a bike
its in storage
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 19:44, Reply)