Ironic product names
My bro and I have often wondered how some products get their names and why some are clearly taking the piss. Some of our favourites are:-
The KIA 'Pride' - Have you SEEN one of these deathtraps?
The 'Golden delicious' apple - Yellow and truly awful!
The SKODA 'Rapid' - Errrm, not really.*

Do you have any others?

*I owned one of these *shames*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:21, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Continuing your automotive theme
The Suzuki Swift.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

you must be getting shit Golden Delish apples.
The ones we get are usually bloody great!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I agree
and red apples suck noodles
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:27, Reply)

the ones we get are shit
one of the worst apples. think most we get are from france or south africa if memory serves.

best apples we get by far are the homegrown english varieties.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

any name/model of caravan
you know what I'm talking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

The Hyundai Matrix scares me
Just because there might be a Hyundai Real World out there somewhere.
( Captain V, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:29, Reply)