almost got first on the new qotw
purely by chance.

shame. yet another qotw where I have no story...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:54, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have no story this week
that I can think of.

I did however make the Best Of page from the previous question, albeit near the bottom.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

One time I almost had sex with a playboy model.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Are you sure
is wasn't just a rolled up copy of Playboy?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 13:59, Reply)

it's written playDOH

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)

This is your best yet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I've got a story from last night
Not sure I really have anything else though.
( Captain V, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

It's a stupid question
Most people have used chocolate body paint (or similar) so there is no point writing about it. So the question is basically "Have you ever stuck a root vegetable in an orifice?"

What a load of old cobblers.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

To which the answer is either "yes"
in which case you post "I stuck a in my " or the answer is "no" in which case you come on OT and complain about how shit this week's question is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 17:54, Reply)