Wow - A piece of internet information has
just got me out of my Orange contract!!! Stick it to you orange - nice shiney blackberry pearl a few weeks old as I changed the handset only the other day up for grabs!

I can't believe internet information was correct!
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:22, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well tell us the infomation then you smug dick

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Way to coax the truth, bad cop.

( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

"HEY I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY BY USING SOME INFORMATION
AREN'T I GREAT!!"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I found it on the Internet
so I will go back to the Internet and boast and not tell the Internet where it was.
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

"I recieved free infomation from others that saved me money,
instead of trying to help others with that free information I will boast about it.
I will only give the information if people beg me."

NO, NO I WILL NOT BEG!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

The faakin' mugs stitchin' us up like a kipper.
Fak 'im, faakin' probaly a screw.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

If you were an avid QOTW reader then you would KNOW!

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

KNOW be awash with lies about fruity sex.
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I once put a banana up my bum
not really. It was a grapefruit
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Next time make it a pineapple
and I'll be droolingly impressed.
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

I'm a jealous O2 user...

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Up for grabs as in free?
DIBS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

COSMO
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

from the last QOTW -
hang on let me find links....

Could link to the post as I am inept:

Nobody's life has been wrecked...
...but this might help one or two people escape from their own mobile disasters.

Orange (UK) have recently been fiddling with some of their out-of-bundle charges for contract customers and, in their defence, pretty much all the changes have been them lowering charges (which in this day and age is something of a miracle).
However, they did raise one charge and that is grounds for most of their contract customers (ie anyone affected by these changes who signed up prior to June of this year) to cancel their existing contract, with no penalty charge, taking both their phone and number with them.

I know this probably sounds like a scam or spam or whatever but I can attest first-hand to it's effectiveness (because like no scams have ever used a line like that(!)) - five months into a 2 year deal and I've managed to escape with a free phone and a free PS3!

Details on how to play the system can be found here, along with a troubleshooting guide telling you how to deal with most of the possible lines Orange will try to feed you to stop you from leaving.
Hopefully one or two of you will find this useful.
(Pope Jamiroquai III Veni Vidi Velco - I came, I saw, I got stuck, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 23:06, Ignore, 6 replies)


www.bitterwallet.com/orange-increase-charges-can-you-cancel-your-orange-contract

www.bitterwallet.com/cancelling-your-orange-contract-a-troubleshooting-guide/15849


It really worked - she was a bit miffed, tried to give me 10 quid off my bill for life, but I decided on principle to cancel!
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Ding
That would be silly now wouldn't it - it has way too many pictures of my penis on it.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Are they all
very where's Wally esq, trying to find the meat in the bush?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

I perm,
my bush just for that very reason.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 16:22, Reply)