Heading to Bristol after work
Tomorrow morning CHCB and I will be travelling to Morpeth for the weekend. I will probably spend some time grumbling about how I want to go to the fringe but can't. Ah well.

/is a grumpy, moaning cunt today
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:11, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

*soothes*
*roasts new potatoes*

Is the car clean now, my beloved, or will I be vomiting at the sight of the interior?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

It was far too wet last night to do any cleaning
I'll clean the car out tonight if it's still light or first thing tomorrow before we begin our epic race.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:41, Reply)

I'll help.
You can do the actual hoovering, but I'll be there to support you in some kind of important supervisory role.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:43, Reply)

So you don't even trust me with a hoover?!
The axe I could, just about, understand but a hoover?! I'm not THAT much of a mong... I'm not going to do a Kaol anyway.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Yeah, I trust you.
It's just that I don't actually want to volunteer to do any actual work.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Oh, right
Lazy cunt.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:52, Reply)

There is nothing lazy about my cunt.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)