Don't bet on it....
...the Tories would probably make it cost even more too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

fucking government
I'd prefer some kind of completely evil dictatorship to the bunch of cretinous dullards that we have to choose from.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

By and large people seem too apathetic to care
Even if they promised to scrap it during the election then did a U-turn afterwards.
( Captain V, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 11:51, Reply)

Vote for me...
...I promise to run the country with an iron fist and grow a fearsome moustache to boot.

I'll also have a few civil servants and bankers shot too.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)

got my vote

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:24, Reply)

I already have a beard
and could grow it out Castro style.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Can I be the general of your blood-red army?
I promise to massacre anyone who stands in your way or holds some sort of opinion with extreme prejudice.

I'd like some sort of attack helicopter task force. And elite stormtroopers.

All hail Emperor PJM, may he live a thousand years!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 7 Aug 2009, 13:05, Reply)