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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What is this?
Fucking "I'm back from holiday day"?
Nobody missed you. Sad, but totally true fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:17, 36 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Haaaaaahahaha...
you've gone all Welsh.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:23, Reply)
This is terrible internet bullying.
I. AM. NOT. WELSH.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:28, Reply)
And these are INTERNET LIES
You are Welsh. You're as Welsh as I am a catface.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Whose shoes are these trainers?
Whose coat is this jacket?

etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)
whose cup is this mug?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:46, Reply)
Who are you again?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:25, Reply)
The guy who starts drooling on his keyboard,
Every time you post.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:27, Reply)
Who stuck the garlic in your Weetos this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:28, Reply)
Nobody.
But I've already been to London and back for a meeting. And now the HSE have turned up. This is a terrible monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Oh I'm so glad you're here
I have a very important question!

If I go to a hotel and find my bed is covered in unknown insects what should I do?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:29, Reply)
Find a teacher
Who happens to be a zoologist hotelier and ask him instead; Kaol isn't qualified to answer your question.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:30, Reply)
Take a photo,
Walk down to the reception and demand a refund.

If they refuse, tell them that you'll report them to the Health Agency. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:31, Reply)
hahah
hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:32, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)
Or Watchdog.
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)
*becomes hysterical*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:37, Reply)
haha
and I just saw your sig which has made me laugh even more!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)
I changed it yesterday whilst sulking about it
and Wookiee tried to make it better by saying, 'OK, not old then.'
Poohole.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)
He was being too kind
I'd say the whole of you is old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:58, Reply)
But the chebs have been kept looking young
by repeated applications of spunk.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)
This is irrefutable

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)
*does not refute spunkage allegations*

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:03, Reply)
*applies Clenders' lunchtime face mask*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)
Is it a boot polish mask?
She likes to black up as she thinks no-one can tell her apart from the other ethnics.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:05, Reply)
you massive racest

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:08, Reply)

you massive r lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:11, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:13, Reply)
OI! Answer your feckin' email, catface!
I require Important Information.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:15, Reply)
You need to apply
the cream twice a day and take the tablet in the morning
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)
it burns :(

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)
Also
It wasn't a one off, it did mean something, and he has done it before.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)
Ack
I closed my notifier while making instructional videos so didn't realise I had any.

*goes off to check*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:16, Reply)
'instructional' videos??

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:19, Reply)
*puts trousers back on*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:19, Reply)
You should put away those tweezers and that microscope too

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:23, Reply)
I'll put the hamster to bed first
Then get that sorted right out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:24, Reply)

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