Yes
I was training somebody.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"training"
by watching "instructional" videos?

You make me sick.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Well,
"Terrible Horse Porn IX - The Fuckening" won't watch itself.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:44, Reply)

I dunno
it sounds like it has crawled from another dimension where things can watch themselves
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:45, Reply)

*sighs*
I'll get the Trans-Dimensional-Demon-Slug-Beast Hitting-Broom out.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Does it also
work on catfaces?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)

nah mate
get the 'Fuck-Off-Huge-Antipodean-Spider-Killer-Crawly-Thing-That-Needs-Killing' broom out. Please?

There's a big fuckoffhugeantipodeanspiderkillercrawlything on my roof and I don't want it to drop on my head. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Wookiee looked for this DVD in the display at the service station.
Sadly, much to our surprise, it wasn't there.
And we were ahead of V on the motorway, too.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)

is that because V
went home via Glasgow?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)

No!
It's because we didn't leave the pub until about 15:00.*

*We weren't out in the fields playing with horses, certainly not.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:01, Reply)

playing with feeding
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:02, Reply)

feeding filming the sexual abuse of
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 11:07, Reply)