Alright, gays?
Holiday is over, I'm back in England. Did you miss me notice I'd gone?
Reading through two weeks worth of posts is far too much like effort when you've been up since two, so fill me in: anything exciting I've missed?
Has the Pandatron sat rusted and unused in the corner since my departure?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:50, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't get it started! I can't get it started!
Someone, quick, call 0800-PANDA-FIX!

It's been quite quiet, actually. Hope you had a good 'un!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

Everyone loves me now.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

I haven't been gone that long, surely

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

It's the year
4000!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Not much has changed...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Do we live underwater?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

good busted lyrics knowledge.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I just failed.
At life.

Edit: so did you for getting the reference. So glad I'm not alone.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I set a Busted trap,
you fell in to it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Actually, if you were as clued up on Busted as you claim,
You'd know it was the year 3000, not 4000.


I've just done it again, haven't I?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

You're a big massive loser.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Hey!
I'm meant to bully you, not the other way round.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Shoe's on the other foot now isn't it,
I bet you regret going on holiday now.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Not really.
I'll regain my position soon enough, just you wait and see.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Its true!
*pinches PsychoChomp's cheek*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

hee hee,
I'll gaz you that in joke that you love which applebite will never get.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Fab
What the one about the potato and the elephant or the other one about the ginger badger and the spade??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

hahahahaha
love you forever buddy!!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

*does secret handshake*

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Awwh
No fair.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Did you have a nice holiday though?
Was it all sunny and lovely?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

It was very very sunny. Ta for asking.
Greece is lovely. I have a nice tan, the sun has bleached my hair, and there were lots of very sexy Greeks to flirt with.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

You had sexy greeks??
When I went to Greece there were no sexy greeks... only scary old men that called me 'pretty baby'! :(

I'm glad you had a nice time and got a lovely tan! *jealous*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Where abouts did you go?
Oh, so many!
And the strange guy who shouted: "Oh my god, you are so beautiful!" at me in the street. Little odd.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I was forced into going to Kavos for two weeks
a few years ago... Forgettable moments include a foam fight on a boat, my friend Rob breaking his leg and vomiting into a fan, my friend Bob breaking my sunglasses, me nearly killing a mates girlfriend and Britney Spears remixes... it was an experience! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I was forced into Alonissos,
Possibly the quietest of all the islands, with my parents. The most exciting thing that happened all holiday was when my dad punched a cat in the face.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Hahahahahahahaha
I must know the full story behind the cat attack!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

We always get mithered by cats in the tavernas,
And my whole family hates them. We usually chuck a bit of water at them at it gets rid of them, but this one was particularly determined.
It then tried to jump on my dad's lap, and he responded with the quickest reflexes I've ever seen and punched it square it the face in mid air.

Fact: Cats do not always land on their feet.

Ran off after that though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Hahahaha
Madness!

I don't like cats either, they're stinky
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Not that it mattered
as you had a boyfriend at the time.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Like Prince Phillip?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Exactly like Prince Phillip.
It was uncanny.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

You're wierd.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I know.
Isn't it a requirement for this place?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

You've got me there
freak
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Keep those hands where we can see them,
Young lady.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

*lifts hands*
Whaaaa... I'm not doin' nothin'
*kicks can*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

I see all.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Hehe you see all an hour too late
I could have done the deed by then!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:26, Reply)

It's been so long...
Was the "Terrible Horse Porn" meme going when you left?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Nope.
But it sounds interesting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Are you sure?
It started about a month ago.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Oh for cunt's sake.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I started it.
'cos I'm great.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

I'm not commenting on that...

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

What?

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

You know what.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

No, I don't
*gyrates into the unknown*
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Remind me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

The excellent porno "Terrible Horse Porn IX: The Fuckening"
It was starring, produced and directed by Kaol.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Nope, I would have remembered that one.
Sounds Oscar-winning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I think it's in fine working order
From what I can see over here at Wallflower Corner.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Are the photos true?

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Have a good holiday?
Only one week til I go, woo!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Where are you off?
See above :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

And why didn't I know about this?
Grrr!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

He's having an affair
And now running off to be with his younger model. Sorry you had to find out like this.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

LIAR!!!!
He wouldn't do that to me! He'd NEVER do that to me!

My willy is too magnificent.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

.
Keep dreaming monkey boy!

I'm off to Lanzarote for 2 weeks, should be good!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)