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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not convinced.
Since falling in love with you, sweetcheeks, my disposable income has all but disappeared, and I believe there is a correlation there.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I blame hotel bills
We need the advice of an expert hotelier to help us find knock down deals.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)
Hi guys!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)
And one who can advise us on which type of hamster to get.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)
My advice to you is this:
www.tents-direct.co.uk/show_tents.php?productid=1460&forsale=tents&price=cheap&onlineproduct=Lightweight+Dome+Tents

And get a rat. They're cooler than hamsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)
Grrr
Stupid hamsters. I don't even remember agreeing to one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)
IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D GIVE ME A HAMSTER!

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
You're definitely not getting a hamster then

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
And you're definitely not getting any.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)
You are a terrible penis

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)
And you're a rubbish cock.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)
To save crackhouse the effort
And you're you've got a rubbish cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)
Marvellous.
V is on auto-correct.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)
My work is never done
V is on auto-correct a keen morris dancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Tal says she is not pleased with you.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)
What? Why?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Because she knows you're being naughty.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)
I'm not being naughty!
And how does she know? I'm such a good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)
She is omniscient.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)
I see
In that case I'll stop behaving =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)
She says:
Tell him I am watching him now and I am appalled.

Oh V :(
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)
Ack

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)
good lord,
the training is working!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)
Excellent.
Now we just need an auto-al.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)
I shall build a mechanical device
To make Al thrust involuntarily.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)
I'll be sure to remember my roofies on my next visit

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)
Waste of money, I'll probably be asleep anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)
Aye
Your new medication has ruined you :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)
Can you put a rat in a hamster ball?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)
You can get rat balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Sorted.
Wait. Are they like chicken balls?
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)
Nah,
Quite a lot smaller.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)
you've got rat balls
or so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

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