Advice, please. Do I want an iPhone or hero?
Hope you nice b3tans don’t mind me coming on here (as I normally only lurk around qotw) but I need advice and you OT people seem to know everything.
I want to know whether to get an iPhone 3GS or the HTC hero.
Despite being with Orange for about 10yrs, they are not being terribly competitive so I am quite happy to move to O2.
Thank you v muchly for any help.
( kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:32, 98 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This website will be your friend
www.gsmarena.com/
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I would say
iPhone 3GS but that's mainly because people I know that have brought HTC's have regretted it!?!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I'm holding out for a hero.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

what are your criteria for this hero?
fast? strong? fresh from the fight?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Don't forget
Larger than life.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

in the right place then

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I NEED A HERO

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Hi.
You called?
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Does he have to be strong, fast and fresh?
I was looking for one at the end of the night. I even held out 'til the morning light but still no joy.

ho hum :0(


*sorry for late reply, I was on the phone*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I've always been happy with O2 if that helps
Can't really say much about the phone - I'm a bit behind the times with phones.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Most other phones don't require
The user to send text messages as morse code.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

..-. ..- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-. / -.-- --- ..- / - . .-. .-. .. -... .-.. . / .--. . -. .. ...
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Hmmm...
Think you need to reinstall the drivers for your keyboard there.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I was sad enougth to find a translation website
And then I did a laugh
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Hurrah

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

This.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

Hmmm...Kaol commenting on texting.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I wasn't going to go there
It'd be like shooting dead fish in an empty barrel.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

My phone is a bit gash.
I'm gonna be getting a new one soon.
But not an iPhone. I'm a man of minimal requirements.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

I guess Mel must have minimal requirements too
If you know what I meant...
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

oooo
burn
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

*nods*
That's obvious, surely?
You've MET me.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Unfortunately you're right, I have

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Sorry about that.

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

iPhones are great
and I was going to get one but I got a high maintenance boyfriend instead so I can't afford one. But if I had the chance and any money, I'd get an iPhone. This is highly unscientific advice, however.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'm low maintinance
I'm not tall enough to reach high maintenance :(
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I'm not convinced.
Since falling in love with you, sweetcheeks, my disposable income has all but disappeared, and I believe there is a correlation there.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

I blame hotel bills
We need the advice of an expert hotelier to help us find knock down deals.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Hi guys!

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

And one who can advise us on which type of hamster to get.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:49, Reply)

My advice to you is this:
www.tents-direct.co.uk/show_tents.php?productid=1460&forsale=tents&price=cheap&onlineproduct=Lightweight+Dome+Tents

And get a rat. They're cooler than hamsters.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Grrr
Stupid hamsters. I don't even remember agreeing to one.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

IF YOU LOVED ME YOU'D GIVE ME A HAMSTER!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

You're definitely not getting a hamster then

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

And you're definitely not getting any.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

You are a terrible penis

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

And you're a rubbish cock.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

To save crackhouse the effort
And you're you've got a rubbish cock.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Marvellous.
V is on auto-correct.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

My work is never done
V is on auto-correct a keen morris dancer.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Tal says she is not pleased with you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

What? Why?
:(
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Because she knows you're being naughty.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

I'm not being naughty!
And how does she know? I'm such a good boy.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

She is omniscient.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I see
In that case I'll stop behaving =D
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

She says:
Tell him I am watching him now and I am appalled.

Oh V :(
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Ack

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

good lord,
the training is working!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Excellent.
Now we just need an auto-al.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I shall build a mechanical device
To make Al thrust involuntarily.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:03, Reply)

I'll be sure to remember my roofies on my next visit

( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Waste of money, I'll probably be asleep anyway.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

Aye
Your new medication has ruined you :(
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Can you put a rat in a hamster ball?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

You can get rat balls.

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Sorted.
Wait. Are they like chicken balls?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Nah,
Quite a lot smaller.
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

you've got rat balls
or so I'm told
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

I doubt if any of these waffling twats* will be of any use.
Gaz Gonz. He knows.
*Except Flim-Flam cos she's lovely.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

Hahaha I was going to flounce until I saw your small print
You're lovely too!! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

LEZZER!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:05, Reply)

*films*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

*profits*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Bugger off, Slippers.
Go and climb in Al's big hole.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

If only he'd clean it.
Go on, be lezzer with my wife. PURLEEEEASE?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

I'm not your wife Dave!
Yet.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

10 days, buddy, and you're property of Slippy Enterprises, Inc.
*counts down*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Oh dear...
You think this'll still be the case after that comment?
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

She's better with a gun than he is.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah!
I'm like Laura Croft... minus the big boobs! So to recap I'm like a woman with two guns!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Those aren't guns.
You're just pointing your fingers at me.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)

That's not my finger...
*winks*
( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Am I? Ammmm I?
Oh bugger, I am! :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:31, Reply)

who is Laura Croft?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:32, Reply)

ym

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Hehehehe
Office lol
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:34, Reply)

She knows where the sugar's at.
Third drawer down.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Sugar. Dooo doo doo doo doo doo
Ahhh honey honey!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Slippy Enterprises, Inc
I have signed no paperwork which suggests this merger will occur! I'm calling my lawyers!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Hello, lawyers4u!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Also, how long have you been Danish?
Jumping on the bandwagon, eh?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:11, Reply)

Ha
There's no denying it Clendrix.
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Fuck off, V.
Slippers, V is full of shit.
( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

It's Kaol's fault
He filled me full of the stuff. It oozes out if anybody hugs me too hard =/
( Captain V, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Fwahahahahaha!
You heard! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Get thee to a nunnery. Go.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I did - hahahaha.

( thealternativefact, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

*slaps knee*
Hehehehehehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:17, Reply)

LEZZERS!
.../etc.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Try this website as well for bargain phones
www.mydreammobile.com/
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I can't believe there isn't....
A cheap, unfashionable, but highly functional mobile phone to rival the disgusting Marketing schtick of the iPhone.

Sadly the iPhone is the trendiest, and sadly most functional phone out there. Just get it.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:06, Reply)

As b3ta seems to have turned in to some kind of consumer advice site:
iPhone. If my Mrs. didn't have views about that kind of thing, I swear I'd lay that baby down and make sweet, hot love to it.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:07, Reply)

thank you
especially for the responses that i understood.
( kitsune-tsuki tankeløst hode får lettest sove, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:19, Reply)

My pleasure.

( Cawl, Tue 11 Aug 2009, 16:23, Reply)