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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
The one where I have a threesome with a gnome.
NB: history repeats itself.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:34,
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16 years ago)
You should aim for a more cerebral partner instead of the usual handsome men.
I hear Gnome Chomsky likes redheads.
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girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:40,
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I'll add him to the list.
It's like Gnomeo and Juliet. And a "friend".
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:41,
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Or do you want someone more beefy like......
Sylvester Stallgnome
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girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:47,
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ahhh,
the gnomenclature!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:50,
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stop that
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:52,
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