What's your most liked post then?
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best

Don't link really long ones, I wont bother reading them.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:02, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mine are
www.b3ta.com/talk/5896534
www.b3ta.com/talk/6188316
www.b3ta.com/talk/2826334
www.b3ta.com/talk/5399204
www.b3ta.com/talk/6234099

If you don't know how to find the context for those you should get off the internet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Click on my user profile, then /board or /talk. read every single post, they are all so good they'll make your eyes have salty water babies.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

My third best but my personal favourite
www.b3ta.com/questions/politicalcorrectness/post102797
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

That's quite good,
better than the shit donkey gums comes up with constantly.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Hush your whinge hole and go get me something to attach a photograph to a passport application.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

Tried licking it?

( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

My spit is like KY jelly and it would just make it shloop off the page and across the floor and under the sofa.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

tie it to the application with pubes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I haven't got any.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

This one:
www.b3ta.com/questions/diy/post137746
Won the QOTW.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

LINE BREAKS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Yeah totally.
But 100% true, in a shocking development.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

you could fill those blank lines with some cavity insulation.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Yep...
If only I had a Pump-a-majig 5000.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4066485
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I made legless laugh once.
Can't remember which post it was but it made me as proud as punch.

Apart from that I'm not happy with anything I've posted so far. Doesn't mean I'm going to stop though.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'm not going to link mine
because there are so many line breaks it's made me vomit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Schwomm

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

From "This book changed my life"
My second top one, but the top one's a lame Star Wars parody (with lots of line breaks, and we all know how much you love those), and I prefer this one anyway...

Linky!
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

mine
www.b3ta.com/questions/fakingit/post197242
( Peej, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

The one where I have a threesome with a gnome.
NB: history repeats itself.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

You should aim for a more cerebral partner instead of the usual handsome men.
I hear Gnome Chomsky likes redheads.
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I'll add him to the list.
It's like Gnomeo and Juliet. And a "friend".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Or do you want someone more beefy like......
Sylvester Stallgnome
( girlinthehole, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:47, Reply)

ahhh,
the gnomenclature!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

stop that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

These are my three most liked
www.b3ta.com/questions/darkness/post491333
and
www.b3ta.com/questions/fans/post405339
and
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/post433816

Ba-zing!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

good,
but needs more lies about sex.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Hmmm...
Yeah I may need to work on the lies...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

Hmmm...
While we're on the subject of line-breaks, this made me laugh:
www.b3ta.com/questions/schoolprojects/post500531

A break from the more usual format. But WHY?
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

it's clearly poetry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

No way.
It doesn't even rhyme.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

what has that got to do with anything?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Vipros said as he crawled out of a bin
Hehehe I have rhyming powers! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

And like a snake
I can fuck for hours?
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Hahaha
I like it!! Can snakes fuck for hours??
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

Yeah,
And they have a "second penis", in case the first gets ripped off.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Snakes don't like to fuck
They like golden showers!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You'd like to think that true,
But they lack the powers.
( Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:01, Reply)

I apologise
Here have some flowers! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

I kind of like it
But doesn't it look like it should be done in rhyming couplets? "The Ballad of the Violated Donkey" - has a ring to it, no?
( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

thanks
just spent an hour reading my own posts. I am rather good though. And very funny. Is it really bad to piss yourself laughing suddenly in the office, when reading your own posts? Yes. Yes it is.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

I've just done the same
Christ, I used to be prolific on here back in the day...

Next weeks question: What did you have for breakfast that was really lolwhacky?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:18, Reply)

This would be my most popular one
www.b3ta.com/questions/customersfromhell/post236485

It's a long 'un though and full of line breaks so /talkers will no doubt hate it :)

This is probably my favourite story I've posted so far: www.b3ta.com/questions/evilpranks/post107597
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 13 Aug 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Hmm
My most popular - www.b3ta.com/questions/customersfromhell/post236625

But my favourite - www.b3ta.com/questions/deadbodies/post124665

Although this one does still make me laugh - www.b3ta.com/questions/gambling/post417702
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 17:24, Reply)