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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
"...someone set a bomb under the toilet at my house, but fortunately my partner saved me."
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:26,
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16 years ago)
"But too late to stop third degree burns on my...."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:28,
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"mother".
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Cawl, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:29,
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"Who was jolly cross and said..."
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:31,
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"get up them stairs
and wait till your father comes home!"
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Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:32,
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"I can't wait" was the reply.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:44,
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"I do so love a good beating!"
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Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:46,
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I'm entirely lost right now
:(
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 20:58,
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"Why would my son possibly want to be beaten?"
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:01,
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"Because he can't afford a chiropractor."
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Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:02,
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*embolisms*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07,
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Oh, don't do that.
That's going to be a bastard to clean up...
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Maladicta, Thu 13 Aug 2009, 21:07,
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