Oi, he's mine
Until next Friday morning, he is mine...DiT, you realise that this time next week you'll be a married man. I was thinking that this evening while I was shopping for a FUCKING HANDBAG. Yes that's right a fucking HANDBAG. Me. Handbag. All kinds of wrong.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

GAYER!
ON LINE!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Are you calling me a fucking gayer?
Or are you trying to entice a rather trollish cunt out of the woodwork?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:47, Reply)

He's down the pub playing darts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

With his slickback quifftastic debonair charms, I bet he's got the laydeeeez goading him on to score a bullseye
nudge nudge wink wink
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51, Reply)

rubs knees

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:51, Reply)

Those aren't knees
that's a disgustingly distended pair of wrinkly clits.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)

pfffft!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55, Reply)

Damn straight. I'm so awesome I have DOUBLE CLITORIS'
or would it be clitori?

Not terribly bothered about the spelling, more that I have TWO WHOLE CLITORIS' and i'm too tired to use them right now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)

No I'm not!
I'm here wrestling with a hamster.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)

You've not got it stuck up there again have you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:53, Reply)

Yeah
But YM managed to get it back out again with one of her discarded breast pumps and a large vat of KY jelly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:57, Reply)

She's such a poof

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Only for certain ladies
One very sexy one of which I babbled at at length earlier. I'm sure she understands though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:52, Reply)

babbled on here or IRL?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:55, Reply)

IRL on the telephonic device I have and everything

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:56, Reply)

Wow, a telephonic device
I bet all the kids will want one of them soon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Bet your sweet sweet ass they will
But this one is mine...all mine
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

A HANDBAG?
I've got one too, but I'm told its proper name is a Sporran.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Mine's a real life genuine handbag. Some woman's fucking written on it though. Bitch

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:01, Reply)

What did she write on it?
McDonald's?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Lulu Guiness

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:06, Reply)

Who the fuck?
I've never heard of her, so she must be great!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:08, Reply)

Me either. But then I don't do bags
I shall google and tell you.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:10, Reply)

Apparently she's quite a big name in bags. Usually around the £150 mark
Fucking glad I didn't pay that. All my other bags say Karrimor or Lowe Alpine on them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Do you keep bacon in it?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:04, Reply)

And sausages and eggs and porridge and wine gums

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Not yet, but I will
I actually had to go on a more girl friendly forum I use and ask what the bag inside the bag was for. Apparently it's to keep it from getting dusty. WHO KNEW!?!??!?!?!!!!!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 23:07, Reply)