it was just a normal cardboard veg-tray from a wholesale market, like you see on the racks in tesco.
but sadly it was not in the room with lube, that was the badger.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Pffft!
It's odd going into hotel rooms though.
And women are ALWAYS messier than men. FACT.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:33, Reply)

this is something that was noted at university as well
they'll try and deny it, but it is solid fact.

they might clean more often (might not) but they are definitely messier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Haha!
I learned the word "floordrobe" from an ex. So messy. *tuts and shakes head*
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

floordrobe! likes.
funny.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Don't make me lock you in the floordrobe again Kaol

( Captain V, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I hope you're savouring your last few days with your right ear.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:40, Reply)

:(

( Captain V, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

You missed out on two different lots of exciting fun.

( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

what is happening to his ear?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

He lost the right to have a right ear
when he decided not to come out on saturday and instead spent the day cottaging in Brighton.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:47, Reply)

makes perfect sense to me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)

but men's rooms ALWAYS smell worse.
we know this to be true.
i've had days where i've been in 200 rooms, surveying, and you can tell when a guy's been staying in the same room for a couple of nights as soon as you open the door. man-smell.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Exactly right.
You can tell, as soon as you open a door if a man, a woman or nobody slept in the room the night before. Just by the smell, I mean.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:39, Reply)

can you tell if a bear has slept in it?
or a thieving, trespassing young blonde girl?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

and also by the texture of the imprint in the matress...
or so i'm told.
but actually i rather enjoy going in and out of folkses rooms.
rule is obviously never touch anything, unless it's in the way of doing the job.
and i'm a bit of a voyeur.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Yeah, never touch!
I have to take photos of odd room shapes or support beams, which is always fun when it looks like an Oxfam clothes bin has been nail-bombed.
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:45, Reply)

i've taken a few sneaky pics, nowt too dodgy.
mainly just total filth or nice knickers laid-out on the bed...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Mon 17 Aug 2009, 10:53, Reply)