Thread of crap?
HAM IS KILLING OUR CHILDRENZ!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8202188.stm
( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Sod that.
I'll eat apples and exercise and stop smoking and then the magnetic field will weaken and we'll all get cancer anyway and I won't have had any fun.
*eats ham sandwich*
( thealternativefact, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:48, Reply)

what a load of bollocks
smoked, salted and cured meats are awesome. you don't see the italians dying all over the place due to that sort of thing and they love it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Indeed
I think it's more a case that people who are fat, uneducated, inactive, drink to excess, smoke to excess and are unhealthy, generally eat more processed meats.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:52, Reply)

yeah
so they need to ban those people, rather than the meats.

my diet is rich in meat, booze and spliffs and I'm perfectly healthy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 11:54, Reply)

I think you'll find that your smug pressure is off the charts

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:03, Reply)

it's ok
I've got the smug glands to deal with it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

It must be devilled ham
Badumtish.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Pffft!

( Cawl, Mon 17 Aug 2009, 12:12, Reply)