Hi folks.
Hoe gaat het?
Tis me mum's birthday tomorrer and I've got her a mushy present. But she likes mushy so it's all good.

What was the last present you bought - or alternatively - when was the last time you indulged in a bit of bum love?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 8:56, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

the last present I bought was the boots for my birthday
they are awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:15, Reply)

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My last present was a functional one, it's a cookbook for a friend, she's off to uni. It called "Mince: 100 recipes on a budget". Lot of it is pretty poor, but there's about 20 recipes in there that are ace (I've been testing them) and also it's got the classics like Chilli, Lasagne, Bolognaise, etc.

And the last time I indulged in a bit of bum love must have been about a year ago, as it was when she'd just gone back to college.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:15, Reply)

A little souvenir for the boyfriend when I was in Greece.
It now looks like I wasted my money.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:18, Reply)

disfigure it and then send it to him
that'll teach him
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Can I set fire to it
Then post it through his letter box?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:27, Reply)

make sure you liberally cake it in shit first

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Of course.
Goes without saying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:29, Reply)

had to be sure
don't want to waste the opportunity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Don't forget the touchpowder either.
You might maim him in the process though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:31, Reply)

A box of
alcomaholic chocolates for Our Lady of the Pants. Ethical chocolates, of course.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Deluxe hardback anthology of Beatrix Potter
for my daughter. Little shit didn't even say thank you.

Mind you she can only say 'dada' and 'happy' so far. Perhaps I'm being a little mean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Hmmm...
A 6-meter, purple guitar lead for the new rhythm guitarist in my band.
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:43, Reply)

meter +inch guitar lead +dildo +rogering
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:46, Reply)

It's like YOU are my new guitarist...
How else could you've known?
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

I know how your foul little mind works

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 9:53, Reply)

I bought a weeks shopping for the bird
She's at Uni y'see and skint
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 10:29, Reply)

You should
indulge in a bit of bumlove with your mum.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:06, Reply)

"Happy birthday, mum!"
"Ouch."
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 18 Aug 2009, 12:13, Reply)