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Fuck off you caaaaaaaaaaant.

I like offtopic althoguh it could do with a few more threads. Not that I contribute much in that respect! I prefer it this way than the HSH's which with me only being able to log in every so often, would just get out of control and be impossible to keep track of unless you're constantly F5-ing.

By the way Aliens killed JFK, broke the twin towers and introduced Elvis to the fried peanut butter and bacon sarney...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Does fried peanut butter
actually exist?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)

If it exists it can be fried
That's my motto. I'm especially fond of friend tuberculosis...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Friend?
Awh, you're so lovely!
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Oh for fuck sake
It's not easy being retarded
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

But you make it look
Effortless :D
( Cawl, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

As all the finest retards do ;)

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Well, I can think of lots of things that cannot be fried...
... such as... um. No, actually, I can't. I guess you can even fry ice cream if you do it quickly. Hmmmmm... fried iccceee creeeaaammm.... *drool*
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

Shirley
that just makes a big mess in a pan?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

You could say that about curry
Which sometimes just looks like Diarrhea...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Well, you'd batter it first...
... and deep-fat fry it rather than shallow fry. It should work. Surely...
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

I've had deep fried ice cream
at a chinese restaurant. it was awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

MORE threads, you say?
Well, in that case, I'm on to something. I've posted a whopping three threads, all of which have been complete bollocks but seem to have generated a response or six. Which is nice. Today, my excuse is that I've drunk a lot of espresso and it's tripled my typing speed.

You're right about the old HSHs, when everyone in offtopic was involved in a vast pissing match of biblical proportions over whether responses to OT threads should be threaded or not. I laughed during that one.

On the subject of aliens, I also think that perhaps they're responsible for making my lawn grow so fast in the last week or two. I can't keep up with the mowing. It's depressing.
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)