Two sets of boobies are better than one.
Major pro.
( girlinthehole, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Not when it comes to
Buying normal clothes.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:55, Reply)

I've always wondered
If female werewolves would have the whole set of six nipples when they transformed, or just the two.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

They have six.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

VAMPIRE FACTS!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:00, Reply)

No, WEREWOLF.
Pay attention.
I did notice though in Van Helsing that the brides of Dracula had no nipples when they transformed.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Are you due some results on thursday?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:05, Reply)

I am.
A levels, baby!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I hope they go well
Are you having a massive piss up the night before?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Thank you.
What, tonight?
No, just tomorrow night. Me and my friends have been having massive piss ups every night for the past week and have to get up early tomorrow for results, so we're giving tonight a miss.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I made a point of being horrifically hungover
when I collected any exam results. In fact, if it was possible I tried to be drunk.

I remember treking about 4 miles across brighton to get my A-Level results, I was a deathly pale colour and they wouldn't give me the results at first as they said I had a library fine outstanding, then after that got sorted they couldn't find the results of two of my exams. I was shaking by the time I actually got the bloody results.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Was it worth it?
I'm trying not to stress out, because its not like I can do anything about it now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

You going to uni?
If so, make sure your mobile is fully-charged, fully credited and all that fancyness.
Clearing waits for nobody.
I hope you'll be fine, but just warning you :P
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Ah, good point though.
I shall put the number in my phone. Hopefully, I'll be off to Manchester.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Best Uni in the world

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Oh yeah, it was definitely worth it.
If only to see the look on my mums face when I got into the car looking physically ill and then pretended to start to cry before breaking the good news that despite her insistence that I hadn't done enough work I had done rather well.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Hahaha
That is so cruel yet so brilliant!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I needed "A,A,B".
Opened the results, found I had "C,E,E".
The sweetest moment was when I saw the headmaster wandering over.
"I see you didn't get the grades then. I hate to say it, but I said you should've worked harder."

His face when I told him that I'd got accepted anyway, because of my "obvious enthusiasm for the subject" was priceless :D
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Ahahaha!
That's beautiful.
I need AAB too, but Manchester are very strict about dropping grades. I hoping if I drop just one, they'll take me anyway because after my interview, the head of the faculty wrote to me on behalf of the head of microbiology, who interviewed me, saying how impressed they were with my enthusiasm and how much they hoped I'd pick them.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

You can go and meet Enzyme while you're there

(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Don't be so cruel, Al.

( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Pfffft
He's a lovely man and I won't hear a word against him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

I've met him once,
And that was the time I was sick on myself.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:37, Reply)

What a first impression.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

What a cunt
He may not have liked you, but to say something like that is really out of order.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah.
He was a prick.
And my "not working hard enough" was down to rubbish being-mental reasons.
It's ok though. At least I don't look like a perfect replica of Gerry Adams.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

some teachers really are cunts
I had a similar gerry adams look alike criticising me because I missed a GCSE exam. He said "I see you've managed to turn up for this one then" with a sneer. Surprisingly didn't react to me telling him to fuck off
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

You're the same age as my brother.
Weird.
That reminds me, I need to prepare for being mocked tomorrow. Stupid freak-genius :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Strange.
Is he a vampire too? What did he take?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'm not a vampire.
He isn't either.
He's one of those disgusting people who are clever, good at sports and all that shit.
*shakes fist*
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Oh, and he took...
Er... Art, Business Studies, Design Tech and... Er... Maybe that's it.
Or Economics. Something like that.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Don't you just hate people like that?
Yeesh, sounds like lots of hard work. I like subjects that require minimal writing. Hence Chemistry, Biology and Maths.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Yeah.
And he's smugger than Vipros.
And he's TALLER THAN ME :(
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I know the feeling!
My 15 year old sister is five foot ten and STILL GROWING.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

My brother's
Six foot SIX!
Yeah, and still growing :\
Younger siblings shouldn't be allowed to grow taller than older ones.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

they should
it's of vital national importance that I am taller than both of my older brothers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Oh dear lord.
Is he good looking as well, just to add insult to injury?
This is true. They should be at least an inch shorter at all times.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

*nods*
I think he's asexual though, which is rather amusing.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Really?
I've never met someone actually asexual before.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

He just seems to have no interest in girls, well, or boys
Which for an 18-year-old boy is a bit odd.
Or maybe he's shy.
I got no idea. We're not that close.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

my best mate was kind of like that
I suspected he was gay for a while, but then he met the right girl and BAM, she acts like a twat and gets him to move away from all his mates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:57, Reply)

That is a bit odd.
I'd go with shy though. Send him my way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 16:10, Reply)

surely none of those things are possible!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

proper subjects
good work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Yeah!
None of this applied shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Results time?
Oh no :( really hope you do well - I hated that feeling!
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Yeah, tomorrow morning.
Thanks :)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Vampire facts?
They have two.
Or so I hear.
( Cawl, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:04, Reply)

I can believe that
since I did see a biologically accurate diagram of this on 4chan some time ago...
( Maladicta, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)