Good morning oh moons of my delight
(and Kaol)

how are we all today?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:40, 81 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Dreading another stupidly busy day and counting the minutes until

I leave for Devon on friday, wooo!

Just in time for the rain, booo!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:47, Reply)

coming to devon eh?
did you ask permission?

and yes it has been pissing down here hard since I woke up.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56, Reply)

I'm visiting a life long Devonite

He grows potatoes and everything!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:57, Reply)

does he know how they make it so creamy though?
that's the real test
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:59, Reply)

I reckon he does,

Is it someting to do with shaking the cows at night?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:00, Reply)

I can neither deny nor confirm anything

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:02, Reply)

It would appear to be thursday.
I am unsure how. Yesterday I went to tesco and in the reduced sction was a 15 pack of strongbow. Now normally I wouldn't drink such pish but I was in a mood wanting to get bladdered and due to the fact it was in a soaking wet box covered in parcel tape it was only £4. One tine was busted so I got 14 tins for my £4.

I woke up on the sofa at 3am with the last can stuck to my face. I crawled to bed only to be told to fuck off back to the sofa. I have no idea what I did wrong but I am going to presume it was a bloody good night!
( Peej, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:56, Reply)

excellent stuff
are you now at work?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:59, Reply)

Nope I decided on tuesday to take the rest of the week off and do "family" things
Yesterday we went to paradise park to see all the forrin birds commin over here and taking all our seeds and nectar!

Today we are heading to dairyland to see wonderful cows get their boobies sucked dry!
( Peej, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08, Reply)

awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:08, Reply)

I just suggested that tomorrow we go to the cyder farm.
I got "that" look.

hahaha
( Peej, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:09, Reply)

Votes for Cider farm on your behalf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11, Reply)

awake and headache free.
having an early night tonight - I lead such an exciting life.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:58, Reply)

*moons*
Does this delight you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:58, Reply)

very much so

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 8:59, Reply)

*Uranuses*
Does this excite you more?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:04, Reply)

I must bow to your superior
and astronomical anus.

And to think I'd even drawn a face on mine...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:06, Reply)

stop the competition!
the face wins!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:10, Reply)

It's like the black hole of Calcutta

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11, Reply)

I'm still moody but I'm going off the idea of returning to lesbianism.
My hair is long now and I have too many pairs of nice shoes.

And if I give up then it means that men have won the battle and I refuse to be beaten.


*soldiers on*
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:11, Reply)

Maybe a solider

might be an idea, what with his mighty bayonet and shiny rifle...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:14, Reply)

and they are used to taking orders

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:14, Reply)

hey hey miss blousie.
I have long hair and nice shoes and I still like women. And Halfy knows this.* Why not just stop looking for someone of a particular gender - in fact - stop looking at all. Just be your lovely self and just see what comes along. Maybe you'll meet a girl or a guy. Does it really matter? As long as you're happy in the end - does it really matter as to whether your partner is a girl or guy?

*this is just a preemptive strike - he knows I'm not going to ditch him for somebody else - it's just to prove my point that you can like both.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:15, Reply)

there's an element of being pissed off with men in there
and wanting to vent it.

so it seems to me anyway.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I can't hide anything from you, can I Vipros : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:20, Reply)

I'm very astute
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:20, Reply)

astute smug
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:29, Reply)

smug awesome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

Pffft!
Case closed.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:34, Reply)

:-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Hmmm
I stopped looking nine years ago and haven't been laid for about two years.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:21, Reply)

well you're bound to meet someone soon.
My point is - being grumpy about being single won't get you anywhere. All people will see is somebody who is grumpy. They won't see how awesome that person is when they're NOT grumpy, because they're too busy wallowing in angst over being single. It creates a vicious cycle.

I'm sorry - I'll shut up. I know I don't have enough life experience to compete with everybody else here. I'll just keep it to myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:21, Reply)

Now thoroughly annoyed I've not had so much as a sniff in two years.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:18, Reply)

is your virginity growing back?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:20, Reply)

come on Noel.
you know it wasn't meant to make you feel bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Oh, I was just fucking about hon.
Nothing to see here! :)
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

I am now going to shut up about it as I feel I'm becoming a one trick pony on here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

What about Psychochomp

As there was much discussion about whether he/she was male/female, or that there bird/cock that won the womens 400m last night...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:27, Reply)

BGB and chompy would make an excellent couple I'm sure
the sexual tension between them is so thick you could slice it and use it as the basis of a superb sandwich.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:33, Reply)

WOMAN SANDWICH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:36, Reply)

Flangewich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Hahaha!
They'd be like an old married couple who hate each other.
This is awesome.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:37, Reply)

we need to make it happen
now is the time!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

There seem to be a whole collection of

B3tans who haven't had sex in ages or perhaps ever...we should start some kind of shacking up service, mysingleB3tan.com
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Haha!
It's more fun to laugh at them, surely?
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:44, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Your time will come Kaol.
Mellicious will decide she's fed up with hanging around with one of the living dead and seek someone warm and who can play out during the day.

I'll be here waiting to mock.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:55, Reply)

:(
I hope not.
I'm moving there in a couple of weeks :\
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

is it only a couple of weeks?
and where in wales again? I forgot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Noo-Port.
As they call it.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:00, Reply)

Aww I forgot you were coming here...
damn, I wanted to try my luck with BGB
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Can't you wait
'til you're bored of me, at least?
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I'm not a fruit machine : )
I am a human being.

(does elephant man voice)
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:08, Reply)

But luck is all I have
Why is that never good enough for you? *sad*
( Mellicious is made of candy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)

lucky you
a mere hour and a half from me!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)

:D
I see alcohol in our future.
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:08, Reply)

woah
that's uncanny....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:08, Reply)

Well,
My horoscope this morning said "You will meet a tall, smug man".
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)

interesting
mine said "you will be belittled by a geordie"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:14, Reply)

He's not really a geordie.

( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I almost wrote fake geordie as well....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Oh yeah
well at least I'm not a fake ..... beardy ..... guitar ...... satan .........


.......


Oh just fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:22, Reply)

HAHA!
Vipros, "Fake, beardy, guitar-Satan" has to be your new sig!
( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:25, Reply)

hmmm
it is tempting. I do like the current one though....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:26, Reply)

DO IT!

( Cawl, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:27, Reply)

*sighs*
apparently I'm your bitch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:30, Reply)

We're all his bitch
he made me change my sig a while back.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:31, Reply)

as long as it's not just me then!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:32, Reply)

mock touch myself while giggling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)

8===D - - - - or (;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:48, Reply)

Pfft!
At lease I like a laugh unlike chompy.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:40, Reply)

I suspect s/he does like a laugh
but refuses to allow him/herself one on the internet.

It's much more fun having lower standards. (of things to laugh at that is). I maintain that this place is funnier in general than /talk though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)

And friendlier.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)

Morning All
Are we all complaining about not having and sex.

Try being married for 7 years!!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:36, Reply)

surely you get plenty?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

I repeat
I've been married for 7 years.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:38, Reply)

so is it completely true
regardless of other circumstances, that when married sex ceases to happen? (for all intents and purposes)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Yes it is true.
I think is has more to do with me being stressed at work a lot of the time.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:42, Reply)

that sucks
it's odd that (in general) a bloke would view sex as a good way to unwind or forget about the stress, whereas as it is more of a mental thing with women the stress will essentially prevent them getting the horn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 10:45, Reply)