You're not thinking laterally
You tell your parents the cooker is more expensive than it is.
You use the money to get totty.
Your parents supplied totty.
:D
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Expensive cooker?
You don't know my step-dad : )


I'm not getting a gigalo. They are far too suave and sophisticated for my tastes. I like geeky and cheeky.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:45, Reply)

What about a geeky cheeky gigolo?
with a smidgin of suave?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:48, Reply)

I can't see that type being readily available.
Most women go more for the suave and less on the cheeky.

I think I'll just get a new cooker and fiddle with it's knob.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Break the mould!
I did. Once.
Anyway, don't listen to me. I know nothing. I always go off them after three weeks/three dates. And it's odds-on that when I DON'T go off one after three weeks/dates, he'll be the one that suns off and leaves me weeping along to Patsy Cline (but secretly relieved that I actually have a functioning ticker in my ribcage.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 12:56, Reply)