Ah dunnor.
I'm having a hard enough time deciding what I want for my nineteenth.

A kiss.
That'll be enough.
A real kiss, that is, the sparks-flying-West-Side-Story-style-blurring-of-surroundings etc etc.

V will get Sobranies for his 20th. It's scary that he'll be 20. He's getting so big :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:08, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*sigh*
*misty-eyed*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:10, Reply)

The last person I kissed, I didn't like very much.
And the last person I kissed wasn't even the last person I slept with.

I've had sex more recently than I've been kissed.

:'(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:14, Reply)

slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:18, Reply)

Ex-boyfriend who hates me?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:21, Reply)

Who me?
No I love you. Especially that top you are wearing today, is it new? Looking fab dhaaarrling
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Oh thank you honey :)
No, my ex didn't kiss me because he hates me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Well he sounds like a cunt
Is he at least good in the sack?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Nope!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:59, Reply)

All girls have bad taste in men.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Eventually we learn.
I'm learning. I walked the fuck away from somone last month, 'cos I realised that to stay with him meant that I had terrible taste in men! he was gobsmacked. He'd evidently never been dumped. Why? Because women have terrible taste in men ; )
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

Good on you,
I hope your sanity lasts, but I doubt it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Aw shit
Don't jinx me. You're right though. I'm on borrowed time, aren't I?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Yeah, you'll fall in love with gonzo in the next week

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:23, Reply)

^This

( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Did you say "No kissing! I said don't kiss me!"
or did it just not happen?

EDIT ^ ah, right. Git. Don't go there again, woman.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I snuggled up to him. He told me to give him a blowjob.
This was with no foreplay or ANYTHING. I asked him if he wanted to kiss or anything beforehand, he was just like "No. I'm hard enough already"

:(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Next time
walk away or bite it off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

hahah
this is why I love you too!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:27, Reply)

back atcha
What a cheeky cunt!
Lampito, don't let anyone do that to you again. Do you hear me. I'll be very cross.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

As will everyone else!
My friend thinks he treats me like "an inflatable sex doll", and most just hiss whenever his name comes up in conversation.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I do that about one of my mates ex's
I refer to her as the she devil.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)

He sounds like a catch/me
Marjory? Is that you?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

hahahahahahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:33, Reply)

He ovbously respects you as a human being and a person.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:47, Reply)

Next time he gets frisky say to him.
I don't want sex, just some snogging and see how he likes that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I doubt I'll see him in a frisky sitch for a while
I might just sit on him. That'll learn him.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 24 Aug 2009, 14:03, Reply)