Shit, sorry everyone
Bert has found his way out of my massive vag and back to raping our eyes with his inane drivel and attempts at humour.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh christ.
Now I have "8 miles wide" going round my head.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)

How could that have happened?
Remember, it's not MY vagina, it's OUR vagina.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:22, Reply)

You have the physique of a meatball
the haircut of a mental patient, and the intelligence of my armpit.

I've missed you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 10:58, Reply)

well you
You have the phsique of my armpit, the haircut of a meatball, and the intelligence of a jacket potato.

I may have missed you. Or I may have had wild parties every day you weren't here
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:00, Reply)

had wild parties every day you weren't here frigged myself senseless over the mental image of you in hotpants.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:01, Reply)

mental actual picture
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:03, Reply)

Which one?
I've got me in white, pink, blue or sparkly glitter hotpants?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:04, Reply)

magenta

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I've been back for less than an hour
and I've been sexually excited twice now. This is a very bad place.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:12, Reply)

You're just trying to prompt the sending of
more pervy messages. You love it. You slut.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Too right I am
Now get involved, or GTFO
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:16, Reply)