Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*poaches someone's wifi*I'm taking time out from doing Catface up the ass with my gigantacock in a luxury Dublin hotel room to say I hope you're the real Bert, and if so please post a cock picture to prove it.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:25,
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The scary thing is I can acually picture this scenario.(
girlinthehole, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:29,
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CHCBOf course I am the real Bert, nobody else could be this Bertish. You are also allowed into Monkeysex Heaventm, you can milk the battalion of fine young men in vests that I keep in the bottom drawer of my chest of wonderous homosexual delights.
Am I going to have to go home, take a picture of me cock and post it on here again?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 11:55,
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yes.*firm cockshake*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:18,
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