Mine.
I noticed Bert was back. I've never really spoken to him, so I wasn't excited for that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Was it particularly traumatic?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I was at a Mardi Gras party.
I took the Mardi Gras theme a little too far. For a little too long.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

You got really fat on a tuesday?

( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Nooooo
I got my tits out. Right out. For a while.

AND I was completely sober.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:34, Reply)

This is a dangerous thing to say.
On the internets.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Ah well.
I laugh in the face of danger.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

For several days on Facebook
Danger was my middle name.

God help me, if I find an understanding wife one day, perhaps I can give that gift to my firstborn.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

DO IT!
I'm going to hold you to that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Ok but you may have to be my wife
Ha! Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

That sort of shit is always coming on /offtopic

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Damn, I'm predictable.
I shall have to work on a new plan.
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

No,
But then I never want to get married, so nuh nuh nuh.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:05, Reply)

That's ok
I'll make a Kazakhstani Wedding Sack :)
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:07, Reply)

you retard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I was emotionally disraught.
I do stupid things like public nudity without thiking when I'm emotionally distraught.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Well you should probably try to stop that

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:45, Reply)

I probably should.
But I can't seem to stop myself. In year eleven, just after my boyfriend at the time cheated on me and publicly humiliated me, I took my shirt off in an English lesson without thinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)

It makes me sad
that I didn't go to school with a girl like you.

Still, we had a fit english teacher for a couple of years who used to wear low cut dresses.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

You need some sort of straight jacket.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

I'm beginning to think I do.
Or have to get sewn into my clothes every morning.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)

Get your whole body tattooed to look like clothes.
No one will ever tell.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:13, Reply)

Interesting concept...

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

It really isn't,
It's been a long day, I'm being boring.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Nothing out of the ordinary there then.
Its not been that long.
Oh wait, I only got up at eleven.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Don't mock me, I'm injured and stuff.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah, well I'm emotionally disraught
And stuff.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:50, Reply)

Swap you the bone sticking out of my shoulder
with your teenage angst.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:01, Reply)

how is it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

OK thanks,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

What?
This post has had more than five minutes, and no-one has said pictures or it didn't happen? And where's that panda picture? This is an outrage.

Pics or it didn't happen
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

I didn't want to be accused of trying to solicit
naked pictures of an 18 year old girl on the internet.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)

You make a convincing point

(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:34, Reply)

I am legal.
And its not like I'm getting any other interest at the moment.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:35, Reply)

Well in that case
feel free to send me pictures of your tits. I'll make sure they go to a good home.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Exxxcelllent....
In that case, pictures, or it didn't happen!
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)