Crystal Method will be awesome!
I didn't know they were still going.

Festival essentials are: baby wipes, that hand cleaner stuff, bog roll, booze, drugs.

that's it. that is all you need in fact.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:28, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Condoms
young people need to be careful or they'll all get the AIDZ
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Oh, I hope so.
If not, I'll be paying £200 for Tim Minchin and sex.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:36, Reply)

sex with tim minchin?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:42, Reply)

I wish!
But sadly they will be separate events.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:46, Reply)

I was going to question
how you could be sure you were going to get sex, but then I remembered that you were a girl going to a festival, so there will be plenty of greasy virgins wandering around for you to prey on.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

As well as this,
A very good, partly lesbian friend of mine has just broken up with her boyfriend, and so we are each other's back up plans.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

giggity giggity

(Although I must point out the missing apostrophe)
(Deadly Octopus no deaths since, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Oh, sorry.
Better?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)