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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Furriners
I was chatting with some South African mates the other day and they were complaining about slugs in the kitchen.
"put salt on them" I advised.
"What does that do?" they asked.
I was completely nonplussed, but they had no idea not having grown up with slugs. Not that I was raised by slugs or anything.

What common knowledge has turned out to not be common for you recently?

Alternatively, what's the oddest thing on your desk?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:09, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Not sure really.
Oddest as in "most out of place" would be a broken welding mask, given that this is a furniture factory.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:13, Reply)
I've got three hole punches.
A bit excessive.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:14, Reply)
How many paper clips?
You're right though, that's hole-punch-overkill.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:16, Reply)
I've got a small box of them,
I'll need one of qotw's resident autisms to count them.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)
I have a massive paper punch
And half a pint glass of paper clips
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)
I've got two vending-machine cups
Full of pennies.
I don't know why.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:18, Reply)
nutritious beverage

(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:20, Reply)
I have a meccano helicopter
but it's not that odd
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:16, Reply)
I've got this which was created for a recent image challenge:
www.b3tards.com/u/c7b44f5c8593a089ddfa/platoon.jpg

At home I have a small framed picture of Rod Stewart. A jokey gift from a friend...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)
that's just silly

(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:20, Reply)
Theres nothing silly about war...
Or Rod Stewart for that matter
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:23, Reply)
a bottle
of Encona Hot Pepper Sauce.

MmmmMMmmmMMMMmmmmmm
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:50, Reply)
I have this
Great on burgers!
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:11, Reply)
I have a tube
for urine collection, as I have an appointment with a midwife this afternoon and she wants my pee.

common knowledge - well, my colleague the other day hadn't heard of midwives before, and thought they were something like witches. he's american though.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:51, Reply)
You mean they AREN'T witches?

(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:54, Reply)
well
some are. not mine though, she seems quite sane for a health care professional.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:55, Reply)
That's good to know!
You gonna be going to Harlow or Cambridge?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:57, Reply)
cambridge, dahling!
don't want an essex baby!

(plus it does have a better reputation than harlow for maternity services)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:59, Reply)
A wise choice,
I was born in Harlow. You don't want to take that risk.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:00, Reply)
well, in that case
I shall avoid harlow at all costs. :-)
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:02, Reply)
Seriously though,
Good choice.
I'm forever blighted with "Harlow" on my passport.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:03, Reply)
yup
I'm an unashamed snob, but don't want my baby to be blighted by association with essex :-) I've got 'Glasgow' in my passport, and that's bad enough. gets folk a little wary around me in airports, as if they expect me to beat up burning terrorists or something.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:05, Reply)
That reminds me...
Best headline EVER:
thehosh.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/kickedterrorist.jpg
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:08, Reply)
that wins the news
forever
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:10, Reply)
as michael mcintyre says
don't fuck with scots who have a holiday booked!

although really it should just be 'don't fuck with scots'.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:14, Reply)
I have
a picture of a koala, a furry pig and a monkey dressed as an astronaut which farts when you press it. I'm classy.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:55, Reply)
I wouldn't say anything
on my desk is particularly odd, but then I do work in a lab:

1 broken microscope lamp
1 toy dog (freebie)
1 broken cooling unit from a gel electrophoresis tank
roll of 'poisonous' tape
a balloon with a face on it
a biscuit tin, sadly empty and
lots and lots of pieces of paper.

*EDIT* oh, and a Santa figurine that shits jellybeans when you press his head. Classy.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Is the tape poisonous?
Or it has writing on it?
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:04, Reply)
it's mildly irritating
hence the 'poisonous'
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)
No,
it's tape for sticking on things that are poisonous. Presumably to protect stupid people; anyone who carelessly necks anything from a lab is asking for trouble.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:23, Reply)
you
could amost make a nativity scene out of that - we did in our old lab, baby jesus was an eppendorf tube. wrapped in foil. boss wasn't too impressed.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:06, Reply)
Win
I'm doing that this year...although last year we did warm up the pre-Christmas party mulled wine in the lab hot water bath, causing our health and safety officer to have a bit of a hissy fit. He still drank it though.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:26, Reply)
we
made a pirate ship in our lab out of old boxes and lots of foil - boss came in, took one look at it, and said 'that's the hardest you lot have worked all year, isn't it?' then asked for help with his costume (it was a pirate themed christmas party for some reason :-))
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:17, Reply)
A surgical kidney dish
and a newspaper cutting about the decline of Swifts.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:28, Reply)
An old shell casing
in which I keep my pens.


I have an aunt who grew up in SA - she freaked out when she saw her first earwig here - she thought it was a scorpion.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:15, Reply)
i have
a bottle of emirates stadium arsenal still water...
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 11:36, Reply)
I have nothing unusual on my desk,
two laptops, two computers two pdas various tools and cds and dvds all over the place and a dirty tea mug.

Im an IT Techie though
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 12:14, Reply)

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