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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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they're too far away to even consider it
Since I won't admit to the others I'll say Becky is hot
I know not of her relationship status but there you go
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
She's a cracker in the sack, I'll give you that
but her clitoris is the size of mount etna, you might be better off steering clear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)
you know what her personality is like
surely that tells you everything about her relationship status?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:49, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:50, Reply)
online personalities are usually quite different than offline

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)
LIES

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)
you often give random strangers a picture of your cock dressed as hitler?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)
If I don't do that every single day
I feel deeply unsatisfied
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:08, Reply)
I reckon she likes snuggle-wugglez fwom kittenz and puppiez.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:55, Reply)
precisely!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)
Then you reckon wrong
she likes it hard and fast, and she doesn't like it when you make eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)
Are you sure that in your case, it wasn't just that she wanted it over quickly
and didn't want to be reminded who it was that was flailing away at her?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)
This may be the case
When will I ever find somebody capable of loving me, eh Wookie? Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)
You won't.
I think your best bet is to end it now, really.

Sorry.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)
Surely you could love somebody like me, Wookie?
Or will you reject me too?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)
If I liked ginger fur,
I'd go for an Orangutan. Those lips!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:12, Reply)
My fur isn't ginger
it's Chestnut brown
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:14, Reply)
Keep telling yourself that.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:27, Reply)
Haha, would you give her one? Would you bang her? What would you like to do to THAT if she was walking down Wood Green high street after buying a bottle of orange robbinsons on special off er for £1.98 at the sainsburys?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:00, Reply)
Euch, not again, no.
She was lovely until I realised just how hilariously unstable she actually is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)
In this thread, i'm finding you such a charming little turn on, right now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)
That's my intention entirely
to turn you on, I'm going out of my way to impress you and get you all fired up. I want to bum you in the mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 14:10, Reply)

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