*rubs thighs*
How are you doing Mrs Granddad?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:26, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You keep your thighs off my missus
you naughty monkeyperson you!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I can't resist
She looks so damn edible, I could just swallow her whole
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:50, Reply)

*jumps in shower*
*applies chocolate spread*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Phwoar!
I'm going to follow my divining rod all the way up to Geordieland and give you a darned good rogering, woman. Mr Granddad can give me a thrashing if he likes, or he can just watch.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

*swoons*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Aw, don't be a spoilsport DG :o/

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

Don't worry pet
My work internet connection is being so slow that any attempt by me to duel with Bert over your affections is going to end in 404 disaster anyway.

You guys have fun! :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Ah! The modern b3tan relationship
lovely
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

You're invited too, you know :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

This is probably my favourite OT thread EVER
I get happynaughtyfuntime with you and chickenlady? This is awesome, if BGB joins in I'm likely to explode all over my monitor.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:02, Reply)

Oh BGBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Where are you?

*drums fingers*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

So how do you want it up you
and which brand of chocolate spread is that? If it's Nutella, game on.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Diagonally
And of course it's Nutella - all the nutty goodness is extra protein, ergo it counts in with the GI diet ;o)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

Diagon-anally?
Right, bend over.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:08, Reply)

I mis-read that as "Diagon Alley"
Was about to flounce if you were a Harry Snotter fan...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 16:12, Reply)

I'm here, oiled and ready.

( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 17:30, Reply)

Now I feel sorry for you
Would you like to join in? I'd be more than happy to be behind you as you pound your Mrs in our little sex conga
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 15:59, Reply)