* spreads the word *
* watches as the Dallas tourist-board looks on in horror *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

No one wants to go there anyway ;)
detracts from the awesomeness that is Paris.
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:17, Reply)

You've been listening to JFK's ghost then?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:19, Reply)

He popped out of the giant stapler on my desk this very day.
And told me not to eat too much horse steak.
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:33, Reply)

Horse steak does have that effect on you

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Something to avoid in Paris, then! :)

( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:43, Reply)

But you can still see the giant staplers instead.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:47, Reply)

In their natural habitat?
This one goes CLUNK in a very satisfying way!
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:56, Reply)

When they're not hiding, they're a spectacular sight to behold.
But watch out for the stray giant staples.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Eek! Spiky!

( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

A sadly misunderstood beast
Kept in offices in horrific inhumane conditions.

What could be more majestic than the sight of a majestic herd of giant staplers majestically making their way across the majestic Serengheti in the majestic sunset?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:07, Reply)

But they have to compete for food with the hole-punchers

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:10, Reply)

*clunkity clunkity clunk*
How glorious they are.
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Dallas is ace
As I explained the other night.

Never seen Debbie there though, although she may have aged a bit and I might not have recognised her.

Evening, HSH people.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Evening TD
Perhaps the Dallas tourist-board should distribute pictures of how she would look now.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:37, Reply)

Good idea
Like a sort of I-Spy Porn Stars book - if you're old enough to remember I-Spy books.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:40, Reply)

This could also double as a MILF-themed porn-mag.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 20:49, Reply)

I'm sure porn stars don't go about naked all the time
They'd be harder to spot in mufti.

Maybe. I've never met a porn star and frankly I can't be bothered with porn any more.

If I want a pint of Guinness I'm not going to look at a picture of one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:02, Reply)

My sentiments entirely.
Why watch when you can do?
( Maladicta, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Perhaps that's what recovering alcoholics do.
Alcoporn
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:09, Reply)