The first guy I slept with was a twat
put me right off sex for about a year after. Don't get drunk and lose it to a cock eyed twat kids
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Or. Don't get drunk and agree to sleep with a b3tan because they're practically begging for it.
because they'll manage to slip that little fact into every single thread they start from here on in.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:27, Reply)

In all fairness Becky
If I'd slept with you I'd probably be bragging too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:27, Reply)

Pfft, flattery will get you everywhere ,)
I just don't get it. I mean, he must have had sex before, right?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:33, Reply)

Sure
you can get it pretty cheap nowadays and order online!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaa
Special offers on 2fer1's every Wednesday
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Don't worry.
We know it was a mercy fuck : )
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:30, Reply)

In fairness, he was pretty good at the time, but it's the constant barrage of I'VE HAD SEX since then that just makes me think he's a total fucking tool.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:34, Reply)

It's a man thing innit.
We don't go bleating every time we get our end away.

Take comfort in the knowledge that he's bragging about it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:38, Reply)

But over a year later?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Wait a sec, hold on one gosh darn minuite here....
... that actually works? You just beg a pleed and eventually you get your naughty bits touched?

Oh GOD, I've been doing it wrong for ALL THESE YEARS.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 22:49, Reply)