I've just been reminded by a friend...
On the way home from the pub last night the radio was on in the car. Somebody tuned to BBC Radio 3 there was roughly 5 minutes of queef-like animal noises. Mostly cow and pig-like i seem to remember.
I can't find anything about it on their website.

This had nothing to do with the 4 or 5 pints of Ayingerbrau I had consumed.


Has anybody else experinced this phenomenon?
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:31, 13 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I read that as
"link me to animal noises please, I need to have a wank"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:31, Reply)

YM's queefs are the only masturbatory soundtrack I need

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Are you sure you weren't driving past a farm at the time?

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Possibly
it was a DAB radio, and the reception was shite?

Mind you, DAB's shite even with good reception.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:36, Reply)

D-A-B:not sure.
C-A-R:Yes
(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:40, Reply)

how did you distinguish cow queef from pig queef?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:39, Reply)

It's an important question.
Only the former is halal.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Is it the way the queef is executed that makes it Halal?

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Partly.
It has to do with letting the blood drain properly.



I shouldn't have written that. I'm in the middle of lunch.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Not having tomato sauce sandwiches are you?

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:50, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:44, Reply)

The smell

(TheColonel, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Never underestimate the weirdness of late-night R3.
You think it's all sane and tuneful, and then it does a mental. Love it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:40, Reply)