*goes into porn career because bearded Internet weirdo ordered it*

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:20, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yes!
*pumps fist*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

That's probably one of the least sinister reasons people have for getting into porn.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

it'd make a good documentary

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Over the next Six months we will follow young Clendrixs quest
to get covered in hot spunk because the internet told her to.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I accept this most ace challenge.

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

add it to the calender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I guess that
I should grudgingly offer my services as cameraman.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'll be the producer/director

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'll
jizz on her face provide background music
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I need spunk!

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

For some reason this post made me officelol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

That post made me officehard

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

hardlolz
*glees*
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I could be a fluffer.
It's all I'm good for really.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

You could be the other woman
who sits beside Clendrix and sucks off some off the other blokes while they are waiting to squirt all over Clendrix.

And then you can rub her nipples once they get all spunky and do some weird gurning thing with your mouth that is meant to look like your totally getting off on that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

And I'll be the woman in the leather uniform who comes in holding a gun,
ties all the degenerate men up, throws them in a cellar and frees the enslaved women so they can become educated and buy shoes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Imagine if they set porn in shoe shops
then women would enjoy it as much as men.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

You may be onto something there!
*rushes out to make film*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Eh?
You know the wrong kind of women, you loser.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

What, you mean
women also find the sight of large throbbing cocks plunging into wet vaginas arousing?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Funnily enough, yes.
BTW, I have just been reminded that I know a PROFESSIONAL MALE PORN STAR we can include in the film.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Donkey Gums is not really a professional porn star
no matter what he told you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Oh Gumsy :(
I love that little dude.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

But I would be totally getting off on that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Haaaaaaaahahahaha
Al's off having a crafty wank.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

There's nothing crafty about it
I'm just sitting at my desk. You forget I work alone.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Hmmm...
so do I.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Gaz me when your getting close and I'll join in.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

*squeals*
You are naughty!
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)