one of my colleagues just looked me up on wikipedia
the description of the guy who shares my name is great:
Stocky in figure, he had a tall and forceful head and a neat beard

what does it say about your namesake?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:05, 85 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I have no name sakes,
I'm the only google result for my name.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

you're a googlewhack?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Nope.
My name comes up a few places, but they're all me.

This isn't even my full name just my first name and surname.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I don't come up on google
I appear to have no internet presence whatsoever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I come up on the third page,
Some music-related thing.
Other than that I'm pretty incognito, combined with the fact there seem to be loads of people with my name. A fair few obituaries though.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

don't think I've ever used my surname for anything online
aside from a link to a castle with my name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

And which castle would that be?

( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

guess

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Warwick?
Tower Of London?
Edinburgh?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

ok, don't guess
because it is tedious. Unless you live near it you almost certainly won't have heard of it.

Fairly sure it is still lived in
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

St Fagans?
Hahaha!
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

The castle of satan

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

also no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:36, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_castles
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I can confirm that it is on the list of castles in England

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:35, Reply)

Newport Pagnell?
Dodlestone?
Pendennis?
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Your namesake is Satan?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

that's more of an alias

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

It just says 'irritating internet pube'
Or seriously, I'm the inventor of an oxygen thing, an author, and I once got beaten by three cops.

Top sante.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I'm the only one of me on Google
and I have 256 entries (just checked).
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Your name is on google suggest entries
at least that's what I tell the mrs when she finds all those naked pictures of you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

That's why I have such a high number of pages
people like you.

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Al's screen is covered in his own silky goo.

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

You love the silky feel of it between your norks and buttocks.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

I cannot deny this.

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

Enough of that
let's get back to ME!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

You would love it
but PJM is bigger than me, so you'll not get to find out.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Bigger as in taller.
Though no doubt he has a larger cock too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Just hold a dildo in place.
It works, according to the internet.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

That has rendered me speechless
quite a feat.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Sorry
I meant to stick in in your vadge not your mouth.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

Can't you get anything right?

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:44, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/technohacks/post508196
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:40, Reply)

I missed that
I'm now crying inside for poor Coke - I typed that as cock, twice.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

It's ok though,
The Accord meme was getting stale.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:46, Reply)

It says
Did you mean Kristian Marmor?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

oh but if I just do my last name I'm in the NFL and MLB

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

What's MLB?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Major League Baseball?
Kristine is a type of bat.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

no cork in me, babe *winks*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm an actress :)
But not porn :(
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

booo! however...
that means that there is still room in the world for a porn actress with your name

get to it!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

*goes into porn career because bearded Internet weirdo ordered it*

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

yes!
*pumps fist*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

That's probably one of the least sinister reasons people have for getting into porn.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

it'd make a good documentary

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Over the next Six months we will follow young Clendrixs quest
to get covered in hot spunk because the internet told her to.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I accept this most ace challenge.

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:26, Reply)

add it to the calender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I guess that
I should grudgingly offer my services as cameraman.
( Cawl, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'll be the producer/director

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I'll
jizz on her face provide background music
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I need spunk!

( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:31, Reply)

For some reason this post made me officelol.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

That post made me officehard

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

hardlolz
*glees*
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I could be a fluffer.
It's all I'm good for really.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:29, Reply)

You could be the other woman
who sits beside Clendrix and sucks off some off the other blokes while they are waiting to squirt all over Clendrix.

And then you can rub her nipples once they get all spunky and do some weird gurning thing with your mouth that is meant to look like your totally getting off on that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:39, Reply)

And I'll be the woman in the leather uniform who comes in holding a gun,
ties all the degenerate men up, throws them in a cellar and frees the enslaved women so they can become educated and buy shoes.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Imagine if they set porn in shoe shops
then women would enjoy it as much as men.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:43, Reply)

You may be onto something there!
*rushes out to make film*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Eh?
You know the wrong kind of women, you loser.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:52, Reply)

What, you mean
women also find the sight of large throbbing cocks plunging into wet vaginas arousing?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Funnily enough, yes.
BTW, I have just been reminded that I know a PROFESSIONAL MALE PORN STAR we can include in the film.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Donkey Gums is not really a professional porn star
no matter what he told you.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Oh Gumsy :(
I love that little dude.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

But I would be totally getting off on that.

( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Haaaaaaaahahahaha
Al's off having a crafty wank.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

There's nothing crafty about it
I'm just sitting at my desk. You forget I work alone.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Hmmm...
so do I.
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Gaz me when your getting close and I'll join in.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:58, Reply)

*squeals*
You are naughty!
( thealternativefact, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I ....
am either a dealer in Antique Italian and French furniture, an editorial illustrator, someone who died on the Titanic .....or a kid who got jailed in Novemeber 2008 for putting a concrete block on some train tracks near Peterborough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I was the winner of Miss Missouri in 1974.
Oh well! at least I got the brains.
( girlinthehole, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

"widely considered a better man than he was a president"

( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

I was baseball's
first $100million man
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm an explorer!
"Scottish explorer, philanthropist, agriculturalist and author" to be precise!
(bill, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:31, Reply)

+ jet pilot + husband
You are Eds Meds, AICMFP.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:42, Reply)

I nearly added those myself!
:)
(bill, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I am a now dead californian artist
who specialised in biker culture paintings, choppers etc.

My image, taken from a DEEPLY unflattering angle appears on page 20 of the searches - I look like a large foreheaded mong, so quite grateful really.
(turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:36, Reply)

Iam a scottish Lord.
Not Laird, Lord with a seat in the House and everything.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 7:24, Reply)

Impeached!
Yehaw!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:17, Reply)