I've a kettle needs descaling.
We live in a very hard water area. You can come round and descale my kettle anytime, al (just wait until Catface's car has gone, then knock three times on the window).
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll bring the lemon juice

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:17, Reply)

it has to be in one of those squirty fake lemons

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:22, Reply)

I'll bring two
and you can pretend to milk me. I know you love that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:24, Reply)

I'll have the pancakes rolled and ready

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 9:26, Reply)