Nazi-women, wasn't it?

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My ulitmate fantasy
I'm walking through Hackney Wick after a pretentious art private view when in mitten derinen a group of fit, but slightly alternative and slightly uncouth and chavy girls accosts me.
They take me to a warehouse and tie me up, gag me and write rude things about me in makeup all over my body and spit on me.
Then they bring in 'Heskey'

'Heskey' is a huge African chap with a massive cock. I am forced to swallow his thick, exotic chocolate pole whilst the girl gang laugh at me.

Then the girls each take it in turns to fuck all the orifices in my pathetic white body with massive strapons before I'm left in a heap to wank myself off.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:49, Reply)

you're all there as well.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:50, Reply)

You realise that
"Heskey" won't be able to achieve turgidity, and will actually be using a cunningly-placed prosthesis?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:52, Reply)

WHERE WILL HE HIDE HIS COCK?

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I have no idea.
But his balls will be fully accessible.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I was tempted to do that joke
but I thought I'd move on. I expect we'll be able to mock a different person today.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

I dunno...
I prefer to milk something like this until the teats are cracked and dry.
As a Serious Side-Note, I'm looking at a car for sale this weekend. By strange coincidence, it happens to be an Accord.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:55, Reply)

Just because you frown as you type things,
it doesn't mean they're serious.
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:56, Reply)

I'm not frowning.
I'm CONCENTRATING.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:57, Reply)

It has been pre-ordained by GOD
you must buy a HONDA ACCORD and kill infidels.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:01, Reply)

I might do.
I'm slightly dubious as to the price, it seems far too cheap.
We shall see.
If I get it, there shall be pictures.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:02, Reply)

pictures blood on the streets.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:04, Reply)

Does Heskey shoot 10 yards wide?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:51, Reply)

Yes - a great improvement.

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:52, Reply)

I forgot to mention
Heskey is wearing a replica Leicester City strip and cums his name and number on my back.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:52, Reply)

Now that's sick filth.
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)