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Have you seen that Titanic film?
You know that bit where they put their hands against the steamy window of the car, well, it's just like that, except we're drawing smilie faces in the condensation.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:06,
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Did you work up all that heat
with a vigourous rubber of bridge?
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:09,
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Brilliant!
Gonz's first ever correctly spelled post and Al responds with a mistake.
The tides are turning.
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thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:16,
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Nah
that's just the juices sloshing around inside your fanny. It just feels like a tide.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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I'm tight and contained.
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thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:22,
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That's the problem you see
your firmly gripping your walls together, but the thought of me is causing such intense production of fluids that it's backing up and filling your womb.
Hence the sloshing.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:24,
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The thought of you does not cause a fluid problem there.
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thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32,
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You're just saying that
I know the truth. I saw yesterdays threads.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33,
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I've gone off you since then.
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thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:35,
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Women are so fickle
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38,
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There's a storm a-coming.
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Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17,
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You've said words, and invidualy I know what they all mean, but when put in such a sentance, the meaning escapes me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:18,
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I just thought you might play cards with a nice girl
get a bit warm, loosen your cravat and notice the steam on the windows. Then you would invite the young lady to join you in drawing smiley faces on the glass before having a small glass of sherry and retiring to your bed.
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Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:21,
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Oh, ok then, fair enough.
/ac
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36,
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So...
What does "/ac" actually mean?
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Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37,
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Auto-complete
/ac
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jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:54,
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Ah.
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