Alright I've shared.
Now I want to hear your sexual fantasies.
No lying, this is QotW after all.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:16, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'd like to have sex with a girl who spends the entire session
reciting lines from firefly.

She'd have to do impressions of all the characters.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:20, Reply)

or be fucked by that coke guy with a dildo
to see if I could tell the difference.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:22, Reply)

also thread jack
imgur.com/9zbiP.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:48, Reply)

Hahaha!
WHY?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

I was bored

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:53, Reply)

I had a really strange dream about a dog last night.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:58, Reply)

I didn't actually do that,
you should have been able to guess by the bud light cans.
I just noticed it on /links.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:59, Reply)

I know.
I saw it on there earlier, but didn't click it as I assumed it was a youtube link.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

and wear Jayne's hat of cunning
or would it be cumming?
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 19:39, Reply)

me on my knees in front of Alexander Skarsgård lapping the sweat from his balls whilst he drips precum on my forehead

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Do pokemon have genitalia?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I can absolutely guarantee that I don't know anything about pokemon

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:32, Reply)

Are you sure his cock does that pre cum thing?
only some people on here don't
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:27, Reply)

Does yours produce pre-cum?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I can't say that it does
does your?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:33, Reply)

drips precum on my forehead laughs at my banjo ignorance
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:28, Reply)

That didn't work

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:29, Reply)

that's okay as long as he's looking at me while he's doing it

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:30, Reply)

well, your so LOLFAT
that he'd have difficulty not looking at you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:34, Reply)

and you say my chat up lines are terrible,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:38, Reply)

He's just jealous cos I don't want to lick his balls

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Good. I don't want him looking anywhere else if I'm licking his balls.

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Basically any labourer type guy wearing a plaid shirt.
Bonus points and extra wetness if it's a lumberjack.
( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:52, Reply)

Well...
Considering that I'm moving to Wales...
I'm tempted to abduct this: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8226054.stm

It must be good if it's that expensive.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

It is a bloody nice looking sheep though.

( girlinthehole, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:56, Reply)

That's exactly what I thought.
I mean, if you're gonna fuck an animal, you might as well fuck the BEST one.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Surely there are hookers in wales
that are attractive enough to be better than a sheep and will cost less than a small house in london?

Also, why not just have sex with your girlfriend, surely she doesn't charge you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Gentleman's choice,
Old chap.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:01, Reply)

He can't stand the dissapointed look she gives him afterwards.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:02, Reply)

Any kind of look
Would be better than a refusal to make eye contact and her throwing the sheep-skin rug across the room :(
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I expect that dildo
is starting to chafe his thighs too.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:04, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:04, Reply)

am i a meme
now?
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:45, Reply)

plenty of hookers in Wales
They all love that Rugby stuff
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Contrary to popular belief
There are some things I don't share.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Have you seen that Titanic film?
You know that bit where they put their hands against the steamy window of the car, well, it's just like that, except we're drawing smilie faces in the condensation.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:06, Reply)

Did you work up all that heat
with a vigourous rubber of bridge?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Brilliant!
Gonz's first ever correctly spelled post and Al responds with a mistake.
The tides are turning.
( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:16, Reply)

Nah
that's just the juices sloshing around inside your fanny. It just feels like a tide.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)

I'm tight and contained.

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:22, Reply)

That's the problem you see
your firmly gripping your walls together, but the thought of me is causing such intense production of fluids that it's backing up and filling your womb.

Hence the sloshing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:24, Reply)

The thought of you does not cause a fluid problem there.

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

You're just saying that
I know the truth. I saw yesterdays threads.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

I've gone off you since then.

( thealternativefact, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Women are so fickle

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

There's a storm a-coming.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:17, Reply)

You've said words, and invidualy I know what they all mean, but when put in such a sentance, the meaning escapes me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I just thought you might play cards with a nice girl
get a bit warm, loosen your cravat and notice the steam on the windows. Then you would invite the young lady to join you in drawing smiley faces on the glass before having a small glass of sherry and retiring to your bed.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Oh, ok then, fair enough.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So...
What does "/ac" actually mean?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Auto-complete
/ac
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

Ah.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:56, Reply)