I have
24 pints of cider.

Now, if only there was a BBQ or something this weekend at which I could dispose of them...
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm getting
24 cans of Carling
3 bottles of wine
and 6 bottles of Fruli
delivered to my door by the lovely tesco's tonight.
edit: Carlsberg not Carling, I'm not a chav.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Carling?
What's wrong with you
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:31, Reply)

You want the full list,
Or the general condition?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

She suffers from delusions of Pander

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Fruli!?
What's wrong with you?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

Women love it,
He's gonna be putting the moves on tonight.
Also it's so sweet that it covers the taste of the GHB.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:33, Reply)

Present for girls

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

Although to tell you the truth
I don't hate it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

See above.

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:36, Reply)

So I'm not only a creepy stalker, I'm a date rapist?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Oh!
You're admitting it now?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:38, Reply)

No I was pointing out that calling me a date rapist was not a nice thing to do.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

But if you are a date rapist
it's a perfectly reasonable thing to do.

Date rapist.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:42, Reply)

You jumped to the date-rape conculsion.
"GHB is taken because users feel that it enhances the experience of being in a club or at a party"

Guilty conscience?
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:43, Reply)

I have a feeling the /talk popular page will just make things worse now.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Hahaha!

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Brilliant

(Bazongaloid, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Actually it's carlsberg,
which is a bit better, and it was on offer.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:35, Reply)

That's
some cocktail. It puts me in mind of a certain beverage that Kaol procured from a tramp once.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I wish this wasn't true :(

( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:32, Reply)

I'm glad it is
I'm going to gather Bristolian tramps for you and herd them into a pen so that you can play with them when you visit.
( Captain V, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I wouldn't bother,
They'll appear when I do.
Like flies on a dead child.
( Cawl, Fri 28 Aug 2009, 14:52, Reply)