you're not even moving to another country
it's a principality at best.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is true,
But I've decided that I'm gonna become the King Of Wales.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

you are way too tall
they'll never trust you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I'll be in a wheelchair,
Like that American President.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Didn't he have syphillis?
Or lupus? Oh well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Polio
damn. I bet he was riddled anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

If you get rid of Charles
then there'll be a Prince job going.

Unless Will or Harry steps in.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

That's fine,
They can be my Princes.
They already know their places.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I don't know much about history
Has Wales ever been sufficiently independent of England to have a king of its own? I'm guessing it must have done at some time in the distant past.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

yeah it did
my ex (welsh) used to mention how us English killed their royal family. They deserved it if you ask me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I always feel a bit sorry for Wales
lumped in with England as it is.

It's treated just like a county rather than a nation of its own, even with its assembly. At least in Scotland we have some sort of government (albeit of questionable efficacy) and more of a national identity. That said, I really don't want to go independent. That would just be silly. It's bad enough that STV don't show half of ITV's output anymore...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

not that
ITV programming is all that great.

STV though... - last night, I came across an episode of Taggart on Spanish TV, fucking ace
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

You can be KING OF BARRY
How's that?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

The "OF" is entirely
Superfluous.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

So you want to be known as King Barry?
you're an odd one Kaol
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah,
It'll give me Added Credibility, and a Royal Kingdom.
I'll convert a candyfloss wagon into my Palace.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Riiiiiiiight
*steps away*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Come back here,
I'm in desperate need of a slightly crippled court advisor.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not that crippled, just mildly
I'm minister of defence for deviltania anyway, so I can't possibly go to Barry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I could nuke it though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)