Today I appear to be somewhat broken
stupid lifting stupid boxes stupid lumbar muscles fail.

ENTERTAIN ME YOU CUNTS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:46, 84 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

This is my last week in ENGLAND.
Then I'm leaving FOREVER.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Good, fuck off then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:49, Reply)

:(
How's the gecko?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Didn't mean it.
I dunno, not been at work since Friday, so I wanted to go in today to see him :( Doctor wanted to sign me off for a couple of weeks but I refused as I'm still in my probation period. Codeine is no good as I'll be too sleepy to function, so I have strong pain relief instead and going back in tomorrow morning.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Hang on...
You're injured and stuff? I missed this, what's going on?
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

she put her back out
ploughing ym with a strap-on
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

not sure where that came from
tis true though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I can sympathise
(not with the ploughing ym thing though)

Putting your back out is hellishly sore. I herniated a disc once and it's Fucking Painful™.

*sympathises*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Ouch, I bet.
Most I've done to my back before is lumbar muscle fail and nerve damage in my shoulder.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I've damaged lumbar muscles too in the past
My back is shite.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I'm not trying to get into a pissing contest with you
I was sympathising.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

I know, sorry
The written word doesn't always convey the true meaning. Well, my written words don't at least.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Cunt
sniggering at your jokes hurts it would seem
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I live to serve

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I was shifting boxes of my dad's stuff with my mum at the weekend AND YES I WAS OBSERVING H&S AND LIFTING CORRECTLY
felt no twinges in my back until last night, got on the tube this morning, managed to stand for 20 minutes and then got off practically screaming in pain. /fail
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

That fucking sucks,
That does.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

why the name change?
are you trying to confuse me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Doesn't take much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:24, Reply)

hahahahahahahahahaha

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

Phase One
In "Operation Become King Of Wales".
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

you're not even moving to another country
it's a principality at best.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:53, Reply)

This is true,
But I've decided that I'm gonna become the King Of Wales.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:55, Reply)

you are way too tall
they'll never trust you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

I'll be in a wheelchair,
Like that American President.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Didn't he have syphillis?
Or lupus? Oh well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:00, Reply)

Polio
damn. I bet he was riddled anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

If you get rid of Charles
then there'll be a Prince job going.

Unless Will or Harry steps in.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:56, Reply)

That's fine,
They can be my Princes.
They already know their places.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:58, Reply)

I don't know much about history
Has Wales ever been sufficiently independent of England to have a king of its own? I'm guessing it must have done at some time in the distant past.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

yeah it did
my ex (welsh) used to mention how us English killed their royal family. They deserved it if you ask me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:04, Reply)

I always feel a bit sorry for Wales
lumped in with England as it is.

It's treated just like a county rather than a nation of its own, even with its assembly. At least in Scotland we have some sort of government (albeit of questionable efficacy) and more of a national identity. That said, I really don't want to go independent. That would just be silly. It's bad enough that STV don't show half of ITV's output anymore...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

not that
ITV programming is all that great.

STV though... - last night, I came across an episode of Taggart on Spanish TV, fucking ace
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:44, Reply)

You can be KING OF BARRY
How's that?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

The "OF" is entirely
Superfluous.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:14, Reply)

So you want to be known as King Barry?
you're an odd one Kaol
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah,
It'll give me Added Credibility, and a Royal Kingdom.
I'll convert a candyfloss wagon into my Palace.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Riiiiiiiight
*steps away*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:20, Reply)

Come back here,
I'm in desperate need of a slightly crippled court advisor.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

I'm not that crippled, just mildly
I'm minister of defence for deviltania anyway, so I can't possibly go to Barry
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I could nuke it though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:27, Reply)

I just had a flashback from last night
I think I punched one of my uncle's mates in the leg. I was very drunk.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Are you in fact a midget?
Just asking
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Oh kid I didn't know you were proper injured and that :-(
I'm small, but I'm not leg-height! He was sitting down. I think it was like a one-knuckle punch. Pressure = force/area! I've been got by karma anyway because I have a big mystery bash between my shoulder blades.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

bgash
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Eeeee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:17, Reply)

Haha
We really need to stop watching The Inbetweeners, you're turning into Jay you bumdar! Hehe
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:23, Reply)

Nah, I'm ok just need to be more careful
What an odd place to punch someone though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I'm an odd girl though aren't I.
I go out with the mantra 'be normal tonight'. Never works. You got treats and provisions?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:19, Reply)

No more so than some
I have bacon sarnie which is mostly gone, anti inflammatories, gut protectants, chocolate and either college work or stuff to watch
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

I needs bacon
Oh well, at least you're full of good stuff. Don't do college work. I'll write you a note of excuse.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

I'll only fall behind if I don't do it
and there's only 2 months til my exams now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I wish I had your motivation.
Will you be my life coach?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:34, Reply)

No

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Thanks.
See you at 6.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Entertain, you say?
*gladiates*

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Almost
You can do better than that. How's your chemical burns?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

*pricks up ears*
Chemical burns, you say? Tell me more.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:01, Reply)

He got Maced,
Trying to molest a baby.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:05, Reply)

^ this
isn't really true now is it!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

...
I'm not sure...
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

I got sprayed with CS on Friday night. :(
There are no burns.

EDIT: And the accusations of molestation are entirely unfounded.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:07, Reply)

JUST ASK MY WIFE WHO PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Hahahahahahhaaha
I bet you deserved it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

*innocent face*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:26, Reply)

coughbullshitcough

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:28, Reply)

I didn't mean toooooooooo
dammit!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:15, Reply)

Shhhh
what's done is done.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

This is true
but I do feel quite bad about it...
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:21, Reply)

Aww bless ya
He will never let you live it down you realise. Might as well enjoy it ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Hmmm
You're right, he was shouting at me last night saying 'Its bleeding, you beat me' etc etc I think it will be a while before he lets it go! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:25, Reply)

It's the girly actor in him
he can't help it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:30, Reply)

Oh is that all?
I was hoping for concentrated acids, alkalis and similarly caustic substances.

Nothing personal, mind!

*goes off to the lab to play with dangerous chemicals*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:09, Reply)

Well fuck you then. :(
You, and your "I've got worse chemicals than you 'cause I are an SCYENTYST" ways.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

*chuckles*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I bet you don't even molest BABIES
Either, MR SYENTCE!
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Neither does slip
he goes for their dogs instead
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:12, Reply)

How dare you Kaol!
I give them a quick death in my boiling acid baths. It's quite humane you know.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:13, Reply)

You're a disgrace to the scientific community.
You didn't even use epic amounts of electricity.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I shagged my very good friend's ex...
While she was shagging his best friend.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Erm...well done?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I was thinking the same thing

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND FIND YOUR OWN THOUGHTS
Oh ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Not really

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)