Sonisphere was really chilled
I figured that it was too expensive for cunts.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

In my experiance,
The more money someone has, the more cunt-potential they have.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:47, Reply)

not if they are spending that money on seeing bands that they actually want to see
rather than going to a festival to be a cunt

and besides, your experience is spelt wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:48, Reply)

You're right.
I totally did spell that wrong. I'm sorry.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:49, Reply)

it's ok
the welsh can't spell

they change their minds about using Cs and Gs at the beginning of some of their words, as and when the mood takes them. and then they lie about it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:55, Reply)

And random W's in words
Are U's for some reason.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:56, Reply)

I also found that it is better to completely butcher their pronunciations
by saying it as it would be in English than to try and achieve the Welsh one. For this reason I never once called my ex by her full name.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 11:59, Reply)

What was her full name?

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Gwenllian
the double l's make it hard to pronounce
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:03, Reply)

That's a horrible-looking word.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Easy:
Gwen-snnnnnnnNNNNNNRRRRRRKKKKKKKspit-ian.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

get used to it
best welsh word - supermarket = archfarchnad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:12, Reply)

"Services" is pretty good.
Gwarchwollchern or something. I dunno how the hell I'd look that up.
English to Welsh online translator? I doubt ANYONE has that much time on their hands.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Well shut my mouth.
Gwasanaethau.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:15, Reply)

This reminds me of one of Wookiee's gems...
According to him, in order to achieve accurate pronunciation of the Welsh language, one requires a throatful of ejaculate.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:04, Reply)

aha god that's Hilarious.
S'like my dad teaching me how to say my "G's" properly in Dutch.
"Pretend you have a gob of phlegm at the back of your throat!"
My face: o.O
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Or a nasty chest infection.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:11, Reply)

You remember the
"peanut taste"?
Weird stuff.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 12:25, Reply)