I'm in a shitty, shitty mood.
Who thinks this is the ideal time to go and talk to my boss?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:11, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

ME
Do it do it do it. I have bile to offer if you want some?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Me too,
go for it, happy people get fucked over at work, scare the shit out of him.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I just assumed your boss was male,
how very sexist of me.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Agreed.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Right.
I'm going to see if his "open door policy" is actually true. Then we can "touch base" like he always offers and "drill down" to the problems.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:13, Reply)

I think you should offer to touch his base
and drill down through his cranium to see if he's seeing blue skies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

yeah
that's thinking outside the box, that is.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Is there something about windows on the soul as well?
I've never been very good at corporate jargon since I left the biggest corporation before they started using stupid words.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I like using the words proactive and reactive when at work.
Nobody gets the joke : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not sure I do unless you put it in context

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

The fact that they are corperate jargon terms and we are a poxy engineering firm.
No one has asked me what the fuck I'm on about.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

But you enjoy using them?
Why?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I use them with a sense of irony.
I intend to start using more of them.


I shall tell my suppliers to start thinking out of the box when they tell me they can't find a way to get stuff to me quicker.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Ahh I see. I thought my brain had fallen out then as I couldn't understand it.
If they don't get it, is it still ironic I wonder?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

It amuses the crap out of me so that's all that is important.
I don't have much fun at work : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Fair enough :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

Depends what you are going to talk to your boss about.
If it's for a raise, then no.

If it's to tell him what a wanker he is, then yes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Depends on what you want to talk to him about
If it's the high quality of the steak pie you had in the pub last night, then probably not.

Edit: ^^ scary!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:15, Reply)

go on then

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Ha!
I did!
And he said "I can see you are not happy but this is the best I can do right now but do come and have a nice chat soon".

I got him to agree to some stuff though, and got him slightly paranoid. Ha.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

good,
now throw the photocopier out the window.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Fuckin' rock and roll!
yeah!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Nice work
Now go piss in his tea
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

^This actually conjured up an extremely funny picture in my head.

( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:43, Reply)