I think you should offer to touch his base
and drill down through his cranium to see if he's seeing blue skies
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yeah
that's thinking outside the box, that is.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Is there something about windows on the soul as well?
I've never been very good at corporate jargon since I left the biggest corporation before they started using stupid words.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I like using the words proactive and reactive when at work.
Nobody gets the joke : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not sure I do unless you put it in context

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

The fact that they are corperate jargon terms and we are a poxy engineering firm.
No one has asked me what the fuck I'm on about.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:33, Reply)

lol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

But you enjoy using them?
Why?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I use them with a sense of irony.
I intend to start using more of them.


I shall tell my suppliers to start thinking out of the box when they tell me they can't find a way to get stuff to me quicker.
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Ahh I see. I thought my brain had fallen out then as I couldn't understand it.
If they don't get it, is it still ironic I wonder?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

It amuses the crap out of me so that's all that is important.
I don't have much fun at work : (
( girlinthehole, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Fair enough :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)