Goddamn it I am bored
I'm supposed to be running this place, and I really can't be arsed.


What can't you be arsed doing (today, tomorrow - ym doesn't count, cause nobody can be arsed doing her)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:29, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I can't be bothered to see anybody tonight,
I'm going to turn my phone off and watch films with beer.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

That's what I do every night
Except I have no need to turn my phone off. It doesn't ring.
( gareth_alien will be human again at, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

boo fucking hoo,

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

you'd better get a new one

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I cannot be bothered with picking up all the hedge trimmings that I clipped today.
I'm covered in briars, I think I should be done with work today.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

My mate called me to invite me over for dinner.
To tell me he's engaged.
I've got a strange feeling. Possibly "best man" related.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:52, Reply)

That's quite a smug post there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Nah.
He's got one friend, me.
He's creepy and emotionally dead.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:00, Reply)

What's his username?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:01, Reply)

SykoChomp or something.

( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

don't be fucking stupid,
no one would agree to marry that cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:02, Reply)

That's a fair point.
I have a nasty feeling he's gonna try and drug me, and that his "fiancée" will be a scarecrow.
( Cawl, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:03, Reply)

I need to pack to go the the lake district tomorrow
Far too lazy...
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Tue 1 Sep 2009, 16:59, Reply)

eat
I may just have more of this toblerone...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 17:08, Reply)

Imagine if you ran QotW
What a shitty job.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 18:01, Reply)