No sex is ever quite like it is in pornos.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:54, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It is in my house
Well, the soft furnishings and wallpaper are the same.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Do you have the lovely music too?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Of course!
And we all wear lovely large moustaches too.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

I guess that we as a group are all
quite eclectic and very well educated and experienced in the ways of the world as we can not only discourse on politics, higher education, social issues, and various alcoholic beverages, we understand the vagaries and intricacies of the rules of porno!

Either that or we are a bunch of ……..
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 17:22, Reply)

That's only me who is all of those things
the others are just dullards.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 18:21, Reply)

three hours of grunting and thrusting?
I've had that once...never again.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:04, Reply)

Haha!
Me too. He was on drugs and I was drunk.


If I'd started doing some knitting he wouldn't have noticed.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:09, Reply)

while I realise this may be a question with no real answer, or the answer may be "long enough or short enough"
out of curiosity, how long, and how short are too long and short respectively?

pre-emptive defence: I've not had any complaints, except when drunk when it takes too long.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I think if you mix it up a bit and keep it interesting then as long as you can keep going.
That one time I was too pissed to move and he was thrusting like a jack-hammer due to excessive speed intake.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Okay, I've tried answering this several ways and I can't settle on a concrete answer.
It depends on the parter, if they're energetic and enthusiastic and we're both really into it but it ends within ten minutes I wouldn't mind.
Too long would be determined by when my body starts objecting to certain positions.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Thank god
I couldn't stand the weird 70's music, crappy furniture, and silicone injected massive breasts. Plus, even though there is a lot of moaning, the "actors" never look like they are really having any fun.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:21, Reply)

this is too true
the teeth-sucking noises and ridiculous talking would be really off putting too.

can't stand american porn.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:22, Reply)

"You like that, bitch? *growl*"
"Yea, you like it, dontcha? bitch *growl*"

oh memories
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:25, Reply)

You mean women don't really like that?
That would explain a few things.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:27, Reply)

I liked it as much as he liked me laughing at him after he said it.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:29, Reply)

awesome
did that herald the end of proceedings?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

yeah.......two hours, fifty five minutes later
he didn't blow his load until I said 'fuck me daddy, yea fuck me harder, oh yea' then boosh
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:32, Reply)

but did you say it with meaning?

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I can imitate the voice of a certain porn star

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:38, Reply)

Jenna?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

being laughed at would probably do me in,
but then thre are people who like being abused or so I've been told.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I'd feel like such a fool saying stuff like that
it's hard to keep a straight face when telling someone to suck your balls
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:28, Reply)

Yeah but it would be funny if you did.
Try it once and see what happens.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:30, Reply)

the suck my balls things was from experience
I was serious, that was what I wanted at the time. but neither of us managed to keep a straight face.

constantly going "you like that dontcha?" and sucking air through my teeth is just something I could never bring myself to do.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:34, Reply)