Still no luck with the internet dating then?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who cares
when she knows just how to start an OT afternoon revival!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:41, Reply)

She does,
she's very lonely.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Thank you for caring.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:54, Reply)

I'm all heart.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

I care
i'm a caring kinda guy. I'm so caring guess what kind of bear I would be? That's right, a polar bear.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:42, Reply)

bi-polar bear?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:50, Reply)

That was a Viz comic strip
it was mentally illarious
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:59, Reply)

I haven't read the Viz since I was about 14
Isn't it a bit wrong for somebody of our age an adult to be reading comics...?

*awaits the nerd police*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Probably
But I have to balance the grown up tedium of life with something a bit childish.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:05, Reply)

B 3 T A

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

Yes, yes...it's all part of the rich* tapestry** that is my life



*sad
**waste
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:09, Reply)

Never to old for comics
I have a rather impressive collection of Marvel 'Essentials' - all Xmen published to date, Silver Surfer, Captain America, SpiderMan, Marvel 2in1, Team-up, Ultimate Spiderman, Ultimate Xmen 1-10, House Of M, X-Tinction Agenda, Mutant Massacre,

I also have the Death Of Superman Trilogy, Judge Dredd Apocalpyse War, Batman RedRain, Marvel/DC Amalgam Universe and lots of others :0)

Never to old for comics!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

There is a bit of a stigma to it though, isn't there?
Grown ups with comics run a greater risk of dying alone*, or having the comics thrown out and burned when they find a woman to rule their lives for them.

*100% genuine internet fact
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Not quite!
I have a lovely nearlywife and she's not burnt them yet. She even suggested a put a new shelf for my growing collection.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:18, Reply)

You found a good one!
Now bury her before somebody else gets their mits on her
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Yes, yes I did.
She is a million different varieties of loveliness.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Well if she goes and gets hooked up with someone
what will happen here?
She won't have time to go starting filth-fests on OT then will she??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I'll always have time for filth-fests : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

H'rah!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

I concur.

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:56, Reply)

Woo!
Hiya Drix. I'm loving it here this afternoon.
I wish we were all in a big tent.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Wotcha Roots.
It's that Kristine - she's soooo bad.
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:04, Reply)

She is indeed, thank the lord.
But that BGB knew what she was starting...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

D: me?
:(
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

I'm a fucking saint
*pokes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

and a porno writing goddess

(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 17:27, Reply)

There is one possibility.
But my heart's not in it really.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:51, Reply)

Sack it before it starts then
Otherwise, before you know it you'll be nearly vomiting with panic when the phone rings.
Or is that just me?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:55, Reply)

Yay for romantic apathy! I have suffered this all my life
There was this song a few years ago that went "I'm not in love with you, but I wont hold it against you".

I could relate to it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 15:58, Reply)

Still pining for an old flame unfortunately.
I haven't even met this new chap yet.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:01, Reply)

Awww, even I've been there
the only cure for a bloke is another bloke with a bigger cock, and a larger wallet
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:02, Reply)

How about no baggage and a bigger cock.
That would do me.
( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:54, Reply)

yes, but if you're not squealing with anticipation
at the mere THOUGHT of meeting him, then he's not going to cut the mustard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:06, Reply)

That's the most disgusting euphemism
I've ever heard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Do you feel ill?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:10, Reply)

That depends
on whether this 'ill' person has smashing norks or not
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:12, Reply)

The right one is amazing
The left one is so-so
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:15, Reply)

Do they bounce when she runs?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:16, Reply)

Yes
But I don't think that's a bad thing
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:19, Reply)

Neither do I
Bouncing is a requirement of awesome boobs.
Bring her to me!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:20, Reply)

She's running now
I can see her.
She looks like the circus coming to town.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Haha!
Haven't heard that one before!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:24, Reply)

You can have it
have you heard "She looks like June"?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:26, Reply)

June...?
No....?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Busting out all over
...tish.
I like it. Mums say it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

I don't get it?
She's like June, she's busting out all over? What am I missing here?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Don't question me, Eddie!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's just funny.
"Mum, does this top suit me."
"No luv, you're like June."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I'm going to back away slowly now, try not to be alarmed
*sidles away*
*strikes up conversation with a pot plant*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:33, Reply)

My mate talks to plants
And even flirts with them
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:36, Reply)

Pffft
is he/she a whorticulturalist?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:37, Reply)

She is now
Bless her
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:38, Reply)

She'll be married to an Aglaonema before you know it
they'll have settled down and had little sproutlets of their own.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

It gave her the brush-off

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:40, Reply)

But I bet it didn't mind
poking her bush
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:41, Reply)

It was crowded
The club, not her bush
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:46, Reply)

On t'other hand
takes all the stress out of the first meeting and makes it more 'natural'.
( thealternativefact, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

I've been there
you have to concentrate on the bad points of the old flame. C'mon girl...DEMONISE THAT BASTARD!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Well he did snore a lot.

( girlinthehole, Wed 2 Sep 2009, 17:21, Reply)